It needs a beer holder on the front.
I have a tenant who is a bass player and hockey goalie who plays a few times a week. he will LOVE this!
I just finished fixing his Epi TBird for him....he went to change the strings and took them all off at once....the three-point fell off, as did all the saddles and when he put it back together he got the saddles mixed up...plus the new strings must have lower tension than what he had on there because the neck had a slight backbow. A couple strings were bottoming out...others way high. Got it all fixed for him. Now I have to fix his acoustic bass, which has really high action and a slight neck bow. He said it is really convenient to have a landlord who can fix his basses for free. Good thing I know nothing about his hockey gear.