I'd rather have one of these...
I had the least amount of fun an auto mechanic could have trying to do some motor work on one of these.
It did look nice in the shop's bay, though.
My post-op test drive went from the bay to the parking lot - I couldn't risk it.
Oh yeah, the bass...if you use the term "raped" in your attempt to sell a bass, you're probably not going to see $20k thrown your way anytime soon.