Just don't go messing with my Dusselforf...
Now that reminds me of the old joke... I'll cut it to the punch...
4 prisoners sitting round a table, boasting of their crimes... armed robbery, GBH, ABH, murder, rape... the list went on...
They all looked at the one guy on the end of the table who had just kept on quietly eating his lunch...
"So, what are you in for...?"
"Buggery..."
Everyone spluttered and rolled off all sorts of comments on their disgust, ending with "You sicko, just how low can someone go..."
To which he chirped up with... "Ooh, about a daschund..."