Do you make basses?Yes! I love making basses.Great! Can you make me a five-string?No.
Do you make left-handed guitars?I don't discriminate against anybody but 5-string bass players. No upcharge for my left-handed friends!
He sounds suspiciously like an honest person.
I'm not really into decoration other than the odd waterslide decal, but this stuff (especially the green/butterfly one) really works!