Enter Uwe...
To Kollect, or not to Kollect; that is the question...
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous Outposters
Or to take arms against a sea of abusive humour, and by chuckling, enjoy them.
To try, to Kollect no more; and by a Kollection to say we end the heartache, and the thousand varitions of timbers and fins that flesh is tempted by...
'Tis a consummation, devoutly to be wish'd. To lie, asleep; to sleep, perchance to dream of a 2016 Gibson bass release: ay, there's the rub! For in that sleep of death what dreams of bass's may come, when we have shuffled off this mortal coil, must give us pause. There's the respect that makes calamity of so long life, for who would bear the whips and scorns of Gibson's Custom Shop fore declining my double-neck build...