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Title: The one wipe wonder...
Post by: Blazer on October 24, 2008, 04:08:53 PM
Before Jackass there was this skateboard Magazine called "Big Brother" which pretty much was a magazine version of Jackass. And in some aspects they were even worse than their own TV show version.

Take for example this article on making it easier to wipe your butt after taking a dump...
http://www.jackassworld.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/onewipewonder-full.jpg

Needless to say the same applies to the TV show: DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME!
Title: Re: The one wipe wonder...
Post by: Pilgrim on October 24, 2008, 04:33:00 PM
And don't read that article right before dinner...... :-\
Title: Re: The one wipe wonder...
Post by: Blazer on October 24, 2008, 04:42:16 PM
And don't read that article right before dinner...... :-\

I'm sorry I guess I should've put in a disclaimer.  8)

Anyway I am still in stitches about this, the sheer stupidty...  :D
Title: Re: The one wipe wonder...
Post by: SKATE RAT on October 24, 2008, 06:09:09 PM
ahh.i miss Big brother mag. they had articles like "how to rob a house" " at home abortions" really funny stuff.
Title: Re: The one wipe wonder...
Post by: TBird1958 on October 25, 2008, 08:25:35 AM

 I'm pretty sure I'm the only member of this forum that regularly deals with this issue, let me say Nair is NOT the right thing to use under any circumstances! The simple painless way to do this is to first bathe, then using an electric razor with a beard trimmer shave the area in question, a mirror helps. Simple, quick and painless. The other benifits the author mentions are all true..............there are some others too, but I'll keep it respectable. :o
Title: Re: The one wipe wonder...
Post by: Blazer on October 25, 2008, 04:46:05 PM
I'm pretty sure I'm the only member of this forum that regularly deals with this issue, let me say Nair is NOT the right thing to use under any circumstances! The simple painless way to do this is to first bathe, then using an electric razor with a beard trimmer shave the area in question, a mirror helps. Simple, quick and painless. The other benifits the author mentions are all true..............there are some others too, but I'll keep it respectable. :o

To quote a scene from one of my hentai stories...
(http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e22/guitarman91/littlemore.jpg)

Oh by the way Mark, if you wanna read the story from which this scene came tell me and I'll send you the link via Private Message.