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Title: Ever seen a bass with 14+ neck bolts?
Post by: Psycho Bass Guy on December 06, 2010, 07:51:03 PM
If not, check this out:

http://nashville.craigslist.org/msg/2098575975.html
Title: Re: Ever seen a bass with 14+ neck bolts?
Post by: Dave W on December 06, 2010, 10:10:19 PM
I wonder if there's some sort of logic to that bolt pattern.

I wonder even more why anyone expects to sell a $5200 boutique bass on CL, even in Nashville.
Title: Re: Ever seen a bass with 14+ neck bolts?
Post by: nofi on December 07, 2010, 07:08:16 AM
when i saw the thread title ritter instantly came to mind. is there a legit reason they use so many bolts on their basses.
Title: Re: Ever seen a bass with 14+ neck bolts?
Post by: Pilgrim on December 07, 2010, 09:11:38 AM
I wonder if there's some sort of logic to that bolt pattern.

I wonder even more why anyone expects to sell a $5200 boutique bass on CL, even in Nashville.

One-a them good ole' boys gonna trade his pickemup truck fer it!
Title: Re: Ever seen a bass with 14+ neck bolts?
Post by: Highlander on December 07, 2010, 02:23:13 PM
An exercise in overkill...

Looks like one of the kids got loose with a morph function in photoshop prior to the workshop getting the plans... :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Ever seen a bass with 14+ neck bolts?
Post by: dadagoboi on December 07, 2010, 03:11:57 PM
"S" for STOOPID.  I especially like the bottom horn (antler?)
Title: Re: Ever seen a bass with 14+ neck bolts?
Post by: sniper on December 07, 2010, 03:23:17 PM
(http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u275/cathousemouse/ritter-bass.jpg)

(http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u275/cathousemouse/flora_aurum.jpg)

would it be condescending to say i would rather have a NOS 61 EB3 than this 250,000$ Ritter with it's gold inlay and black diamonds?
Title: Re: Ever seen a bass with 14+ neck bolts?
Post by: Highlander on December 07, 2010, 03:31:41 PM
looks like the beastie's made of "tigers-eye"

In my avionics days I worked on the Sultan of Oman's B720 A7-AAA (first civil aircraft registered in that country) - there was this huge six-seater table running length-ways in the mid-front part of the cabin - it was made of all sorts of exotic woods and had CHUNKS of gold that was used for inlays all over the place...
Title: Re: Ever seen a bass with 14+ neck bolts?
Post by: Basvarken on December 07, 2010, 03:41:47 PM
Another fine example that extreme wealth is no guarantee for good taste...

Title: Re: Ever seen a bass with 14+ neck bolts?
Post by: dadagoboi on December 07, 2010, 04:20:22 PM
Another fine example that extreme wealth is no guarantee for good taste...



IMO it's usually an indicator of the opposite.
Title: Re: Ever seen a bass with 14+ neck bolts?
Post by: Denis on December 07, 2010, 08:07:52 PM
I wonder even more why anyone expects to sell a $5200 boutique bass...

Fixed that for you.

Another fine example that extreme wealth is no guarantee for good taste...

My old boss told me once that "some people sit on their taste". Brilliant!
Title: Re: Ever seen a bass with 14+ neck bolts?
Post by: Dave W on December 07, 2010, 10:41:47 PM
One-a them good ole' boys gonna trade his pickemup truck fer it!

I hear tell there might be some musicians in Nashville too. All the seller needs is one with plenty of cash and a taste for the hideous.
Title: Re: Ever seen a bass with 14+ neck bolts?
Post by: uwe on December 09, 2010, 10:07:53 AM
The Ritter stuff is too much art for art's sake for my taste. But they certainly are boutique basses. From a two man boutique that only produces about 50 of them in a year. Ritter has refused offers fron Far-Eastern firms to license his name to basses they produce according to his specifications and he also refused a golden offer from a US millionaire to move everything to the states and build his basses there (in somewhat larger numbers).

Ritter is actually a mechanical engineer, not a luthier or artist. So there is nothing on those basses that gets in the way of sensible playing, believe it or not. And he holds up the doctrine that wood means everything, hardware and pups very little, so all his basses have relatively neutral sounding electronics to bring out the wood. You can bet your ass that that S shaped alignment of thoses neck bolts is most likely based on some fancy computer program deciding where goes what.

All that said, I find those basses overdone. People who have played one say, however, that you immediately gel with them and feel at home on them like on no other bass. He even measures your arms' length and has that go into the design of his basses. Bespoke tailoring.

Uwe
Title: Re: Ever seen a bass with 14+ neck bolts?
Post by: Dave W on December 09, 2010, 12:53:31 PM
All the more reason not to buy someone else's  used one. If you like the style and sound of his basses and you have that much money, have him make one just for you.
Title: Re: Ever seen a bass with 14+ neck bolts?
Post by: Highlander on December 09, 2010, 05:50:15 PM
and I quote... "If you can't do it with a P..."

Some other world... must be... doesn't have any relevance...

(Beam me up Scotty...)
Title: Re: Ever seen a bass with 14+ neck bolts?
Post by: Freuds_Cat on December 09, 2010, 08:21:29 PM
and I quote... "If you can't do it with a P..."

Some other world... must be... doesn't have any relevance...

(Beam me up Scotty...)

I can do it with a P but I'd rather do it with a.......erm....not Ritter.  :o
Title: Re: Ever seen a bass with 14+ neck bolts?
Post by: exiledarchangel on December 10, 2010, 12:04:00 PM
If you can't (or you don't want to) do it with a pee, come to the dark side.

(http://image.rakuten.co.jp/k-gakki/cabinet/00971235/gib_nikki_bass_4.jpg)