Tell Someone the 3 Magic Words Today

[Rhythm N. Bliss]

It's Valentine's Day today or VD for short so if you're plannin' on seein' THAT movie you better get your tix NOW!

The 3 magic words everyone wants to hear are:




















"Let's get nekkid!!"

[Grog]

I was at a bar with a former co-worker a few years back. He said his wife started crying, & said "You never tell me you love me anymore". His reply was... "I told you once, if anything changes, I'll let you know!" Some guys a just charmers! 

[GonzoBass]

If I've learned anything in the past 19 years,
it's that the "three magic words" to a long lasting relationship are:

You're
Probably
Right...

 

[Denis]

A few years ago on Valentine's Day I was in the gas station where I usually fill up and the guy in line in front of me bought one red rose and a Snickers bar for his girlfriend. Class!

[Pilgrim]

A few years ago on Valentine's Day I was in the gas station where I usually fill up and the guy in line in front of me bought one red rose and a Snickers bar for his girlfriend. Class!

If he got the response I expect, you witnessed Darwin's concepts in action.

[eb2]

I-am-wrong.
I-am-sorry.
You-are-right.
Anything-you-say.
Please-forgive-me.
It's-my-fault.

[Highlander]

I made my wife an origami squirrel... 

[Pilgrim]

I made my wife an origami squirrel... 

You can work on the set by making an origami shed.

[Dave W]

You need to buy her a genuine Origami Boulder.   

Accept no substitutes.

[Basshappi]

I made my wife an origami squirrel...  

Wow!...........didn't that hurt?

I was at a bar with a former co-worker a few years back. He said his wife started crying, & said "You never tell me you love me anymore". His reply was... "I told you once, if anything changes, I'll let you know!" Some guys a just charmers!  

When I was young and not very wise I said that exact same thing to my loving wife. I was very glad that we owned a very comfortable couch at the time.

[gearHed289]

Spread. Your. Legs. 

[uwe]

And I always thought you were different from the other guys. : - o

[Highlander]

I just gotta have one of them boulders, Dave... 

I'll get to work on the shed straight away...      

And as for Basshappi... 

[godofthunder]

We are not big on the valentines day thing, my wife forgot to buy me a card this year, but she did make me one at the last min. We both say I love you everyday................................been married almost 24 years! Whatever it is is seems to work.

[uwe]

Edith and I ignore it ("an invention by flower shops"). Yup, I do bring flowers sometimes (for no particular occasions) and we give each other presents, but not on that day.