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Title: F@ck tha Police!
Post by: Psycho Bass Guy on August 03, 2012, 10:19:19 AM
As wrong as this is, it's just funny to read.

http://news.yahoo.com/vt-police-man-angry-arrest-used-tractor-monster-093018626.html
Title: Re: F@ck tha Police!
Post by: clankenstein on August 03, 2012, 02:08:52 PM
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and one count of leaving the scene of an accident.
im not too sure it was an accident...
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Post by: rahock on August 04, 2012, 05:37:16 AM
This guy is going to be a hero in the joint. He is going to walk in to a standing ovation ;D.
Rick
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Post by: Pilgrim on August 04, 2012, 10:41:03 AM
I think that illustrates the difference between an accident and a collision. 

More like a squish, actually.
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Post by: Highlander on August 04, 2012, 10:43:15 AM
I was thinking ploughing a new furrow in life and moving on to pastures new...
Title: Re: F@ck tha Police!
Post by: chromium on August 04, 2012, 10:52:30 AM
Flee on the getaway tractor!  ;D  That's a new twist...
Title: Re: F@ck tha Police!
Post by: Highlander on August 04, 2012, 11:05:16 AM
Not an isolated incident...

http://www.budapesttimes.hu/2010/03/01/digger-driver-runs-amok/ (http://www.budapesttimes.hu/2010/03/01/digger-driver-runs-amok/)

http://nachonews.freeservers.com/roadrage.html (http://nachonews.freeservers.com/roadrage.html)

Trying to find a video about one but not having any luck...
Title: Re: F@ck tha Police!
Post by: ack1961 on August 04, 2012, 01:31:14 PM
My son joined a group of kids who formed a heavy metal band, but they haven't performed anywhere yet.
Last night, my wife and I had the band over to the house to play outside on the deck in front of family and friends.
No pressure, and all smiling faces, right?

It's a very quiet neighborhood and I notify most of my neighbors whenever we do this outdoor stuff, which is about once a year. 
We're very friendly with almost everyone around here.

Anyway, both of my sons played a set together, followed by a set by this new band.
Just as the set ended (9PM), the sheriff arrives in my driveway responding to a noise complaint.
I usually try to stay upbeat about the small stuff, but this guy was a total and complete jerkoff from the start.
I know he has to respond to calls, but he was such a douche-nozzle in his body armor and sunglasses.
He starts spouting about the noise ordinance which kicks in at 11PM (It was 9:05PM).  Bewildered and amused, I thanked him for preventing a violation 2 hours before it happened. Un-amused, he told me "not to push his buttons".
I turned around and announced that we were now going to launch into a 3rd set...and the SVT was going to 11.  He was welcome to stay and have some wings. He sat in his cruiser in the street for another 10 minutes with the dome light on (probably learning how to tell time).

Somebody up north had borrowed my car crusher, or I would have used it at that point.
Title: Re: F@ck tha Police!
Post by: nofi on August 04, 2012, 02:00:37 PM
cops are not your friends. :rolleyes: most of them have too much fire power and not enough brain power.
Title: Re: F@ck tha Police!
Post by: Basvarken on August 04, 2012, 02:51:17 PM
the topic title reminds me of this pic:

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/557059_183988248399271_106201474_n.jpg)    :mrgreen:
Title: Re: F@ck tha Police!
Post by: Highlander on August 04, 2012, 03:06:35 PM
Anyone ever read any F F Freak Brothers or Fat Freddys Cat stuff...?

"Magic Amulet...? Well I'll be dipped in dog sh1t..." ;D
Title: Re: F@ck tha Police!
Post by: ack1961 on August 04, 2012, 03:49:43 PM
Anyone ever read any F F Freak Brothers or Fat Freddys Cat stuff...?

"Magic Amulet...? Well I'll be dipped in dog sh1t..." ;D

I remember the Furry Freak Brothers back in the '70's - some good stuff.
I didn't understand it all, but good nonetheless.
Title: Re: F@ck tha Police!
Post by: nofi on August 05, 2012, 05:31:02 AM
you forgot mr. natural. all required reading for budding hippies back in the day.
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Post by: lowend1 on August 05, 2012, 06:44:14 AM
And I thought we were gonna go off on Sting & Co. Instead I get a news story on some burnout tryin' to stick it to da man. How disappointing! I'm sure it will end well for him. ;D
Title: Re: F@ck tha Police!
Post by: gweimer on August 05, 2012, 08:36:31 AM
(http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Keep-On-Truckin--the-70s-482814_713_348.jpg)

(http://www.crumbproducts.com/files/naturalman.jpg)
Title: Re: F@ck tha Police!
Post by: Pilgrim on August 05, 2012, 09:44:50 AM
Having served as a reserve deputy for some years, I'm more sympathetic to law enforcement types than some here.

However, the guy who responded to the party was indeed a jerkwad and I highly approved of launching into the next set. 

Too many officers get on power trips or simply get jaded and see everybody as bad, which tends to be a self-fulfilling assumption due to their crappy attitude when dealing with people.  Getting a bad attitude is a danger of being in a job which deals mostly with unpleasant, law-breaking people.
Title: Re: F@ck tha Police!
Post by: ack1961 on August 05, 2012, 11:00:40 AM
Having served as a reserve deputy for some years, I'm more sympathetic to law enforcement types than some here.

However, the guy who responded to the party was indeed a jerkwad and I highly approved of launching into the next set. 

Too many officers get on power trips or simply get jaded and see everybody as bad, which tends to be a self-fulfilling assumption due to their crappy attitude when dealing with people.  Getting a bad attitude is a danger of being in a job which deals mostly with unpleasant, law-breaking people.

Yeah - the fact that we had a backyard filled with kids aged 12-20 playing music, swimming and drinking non-alcoholic beverages, instead of hanging out at the mall, you'd think that he would have been less of an a-hole. On the upside, he's the only a-hole from the sheriff's dept. I've ever met.
Title: Re: F@ck tha Police!
Post by: gweimer on August 05, 2012, 11:47:03 AM
Having served as a reserve deputy for some years, I'm more sympathetic to law enforcement types than some here.

However, the guy who responded to the party was indeed a jerkwad and I highly approved of launching into the next set. 

Too many officers get on power trips or simply get jaded and see everybody as bad, which tends to be a self-fulfilling assumption due to their crappy attitude when dealing with people.  Getting a bad attitude is a danger of being in a job which deals mostly with unpleasant, law-breaking people.

I have a lot of respect for the police, and have a couple of friends that have been in law enforcement.  Lots of emotional baggage in there.  I know of one guy, an ex-chief of police, that was by all exterior scrutiny, an upstanding guy.   What I know is that the guy has abused his wife for 34 years, hides it expertly, and is always "on stage" in public.  He's a paranoic, and has that disdain of humanity that probably makes him a good cop in some ways, and a bad person in others.
Title: Re: F@ck tha Police!
Post by: Highlander on August 05, 2012, 02:47:32 PM
Once my dad was demobbed post war he did 30 years with the London Police force - the Met - I had no option but to respect them... ;)
Title: Re: F@ck tha Police!
Post by: Pilgrim on August 05, 2012, 03:51:19 PM
I've seen good and bad.  Both certainly exist, as they do in all professions.  The bad ones are quite visible and fortunately are being called to account for themselves more often now that people have cell phones and other tools to capture video of behavior. But some of them are really good at being obnoxious and overbearing and making enemies of the public without crossing the line to get themselves fired.

A letter from ack1961 to the police chief would not be a bad idea.

My favorite Freak Bros. character was F. Frederick Skitty.

(http://images.tribe.net/tribe/upload/photo/906/3ca/9063ca7b-c9b3-478b-b931-51abb278704a)
(http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRlGpa0MkQH0U2EVl1u6EAO-MlQ3bkfs49hK78jH956MWOTjL6abUTulJCczA)
Title: Re: F@ck tha Police!
Post by: Psycho Bass Guy on August 05, 2012, 09:17:58 PM
FYI, the thread title is a reference to

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1M8vei3L0L8.
Title: Re: F@ck tha Police!
Post by: Droombolus on August 06, 2012, 12:34:13 AM
My favorite Freak Bros. character was F. Frederick Skitty.

I'm more partial to FFFB philosopher Freewheelin' Franklin !!

(http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/1539/77151899.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/32/77151899.jpg/)

Title: Re: F@ck tha Police!
Post by: Highlander on August 07, 2012, 01:51:23 PM
Thr cat rules...

(http://i33.tinypic.com/2rpegyh.gif)