Americans vs metric

[Pilgrim]

A very effective colon cleanse can be achieved with enough cheap tacos. The aftermath cleans everything out.

[Dave W]

A very effective colon cleanse can be achieved with enough cheap tacos. The aftermath cleans everything out.

I will not make a joke about Gwyneth's soft taco.

[lowend1]

I will not make a joke about Gwyneth's soft taco.

Tuna Taco?
Bearded Clam?

[TBird1958]

A very effective colon cleanse can be achieved with enough cheap tacos. The aftermath cleans everything out.

 Feels like burning! 

[gearHed289]

A very effective colon cleanse can be achieved with enough cheap tacos. The aftermath cleans everything out.

I didn't even make it all the way through my Nacho Bellgrande the other day before I had to "take a break".

[dadagoboi]

Seems the perfect place to post about last week's colon test:

Receive box, take a dump in it, send it next day UPS call tag to Missouri for DNA testing.  Those are some metrics!

Best of all, it's noninvasive...or maybe the word is exvasive.

[uwe]

I really don't give a crap.

[dadagoboi]

I really don't give a crap.

There's a pill for that.

[uwe]

Naw, I prefer my retentive self. I collect.

[Highlander]

A new way to think of Herr Hornung at his retentive worst...?

[Pilgrim]

I usually enjoy the Pythons, but I stopped watching the movie at that scene.  A bit much for me.

[Highlander]

Possibly at their most offensive, along with liver-donor...