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Title: Testing the most emberrasing car ever made.
Post by: Blazer on May 05, 2009, 08:07:15 AM
http://www.topgear.com/uk/videos/737ceb43-5161-48d8-8a78-70fd6826d3a2

I can't say that I blame him.
Title: Re: Testing the most emberrasing car ever made.
Post by: Barklessdog on May 05, 2009, 08:49:09 AM
Why is it embarrising, other than being pink?

No worse looking than all the other micro cars

I think the Smart Car is worse.


Title: Re: Testing the most emberrasing car ever made.
Post by: TBird1958 on May 05, 2009, 08:59:10 AM

 Nothin' wrong with that car............I'd drive it

Pontiac Aztec..........................That's quite another story.
Title: Re: Testing the most emberrasing car ever made.
Post by: uwe on May 05, 2009, 09:49:04 AM
I'm sure that sort of venomous pink will find some (girl-)friends in the envisaged market. I just shudder to think how an intensive color like this one will look sun-bleached and worn in a few years from now.

No one in his (read: her) right mind buys a convertible not to be noticed. That little car does it pretty effectively. Who cares if it wobbles at high speeds with the top off? It's a car to take you from one shop in town to another at 30 mph with the wind playfully carressing the driveresses long hair ...
Title: Re: Testing the most emberrasing car ever made.
Post by: gweimer on May 05, 2009, 10:38:11 AM
Nothin' wrong with that car............I'd drive it

Pontiac Aztec..........................That's quite another story.

I test drove an Aztec before I bought my Vue.  It wasn't too bad.  The interior was actually pretty cool.  My boss has one.

You want embarassing?  My dad had a bare-bones Gremlin. 
Title: Re: Testing the most emberrasing car ever made.
Post by: Barklessdog on May 05, 2009, 10:46:07 AM
At least the Gremlin had a cool little cartoon character on it.

The AMC Pacer is up there as well, really any AMC car from the 70's to 80's.
Title: Re: Testing the most emberrasing car ever made.
Post by: Dave W on May 05, 2009, 11:02:58 AM
Looks like somebody at Nissan had Pepto-Bismol on the brain (or small intestines).

Embarrassing? Let's not forget the Goggomobil Transporter. Or the AWS Shopper that used the mighty Glas/Goggomobil 300 engine.
Title: Re: Testing the most emberrasing car ever made.
Post by: the mojo hobo on May 05, 2009, 02:19:55 PM
Nothin' wrong with that car............I'd drive it


You'd need a Thunderbird in that color too!
Title: Re: Testing the most emberrasing car ever made.
Post by: Highlander on May 05, 2009, 03:15:52 PM
When Mark mentioned the Aztek, I just had to go look... NASTY...

This came up as a primary link - the worst fifty of all time, by Time mag...

http://www.time.com/time/specials/2007/article/0,28804,1658545_1657686_1657662,00.html (http://www.time.com/time/specials/2007/article/0,28804,1658545_1657686_1657662,00.html)

Dave... how did the Goggomobil (sounds like some place in North Wales...!) miss the cut...?

Barkless... You'll find the Pacer on this list... I agree with you re the "Smart" (which my daughter christened the "Dumb" car and the name stuck with us) - they frighten the heck out of me when I see something that "fragile" overtaking me doing more than 80mph...! at that speed there would only be a tragic sudden stop with imo very little chance of survival...

Just one thing wrong - no BMW "Bubble" car...?  :puke:

Ps Mojo... A pink T'bird would just not go with her hair...  ;)
Title: Re: Testing the most emberrasing car ever made.
Post by: Dave W on May 05, 2009, 04:18:03 PM
Quote from: Kenny-Murdo'
Dave... how did the Goggomobil (sounds like some place in North Wales...!) miss the cut...?

I think when they upped it to 20hp. That gave it blinding speed to go along with its good looks.  ;D
Title: Re: Testing the most emberrasing car ever made.
Post by: Highlander on May 05, 2009, 04:24:55 PM
Sorry Dave, goes to show how little I know of the automotive industry... ;)
Title: Re: Testing the most emberrasing car ever made.
Post by: TBird1958 on May 05, 2009, 04:53:32 PM

 You really have to wonder what the hell was going on in the design commitee room when GM said: OK! this is it, lets build the Aztek!...................Musta been some really good drugs.

You'd need a Thunderbird in that color too!

 Perhaps the BachBird if it shows up in white.
I got your pink hair.............Sometimes it's really good to be me  ;D
(http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd306/veronicasteed/PtAngeles015.jpg)
Title: Re: Testing the most emberrasing car ever made.
Post by: Highlander on May 05, 2009, 04:56:29 PM
Oops... I always thought they wuz purple streaks... mind you, my wife and daughter usually have to kick me to notice their hair mods, and I can't be accused of having quite as much as you...  ;)
Title: Re: Testing the most emberrasing car ever made.
Post by: TBird1958 on May 05, 2009, 05:14:02 PM

 I have purple too.............

Have to order some emerald green tho  ;)
Title: Re: Testing the most emberrasing car ever made.
Post by: Dave W on May 05, 2009, 09:19:48 PM
One of my neighbors had an Aztek. To me, the back view of it looked like a van body dropped on top of a car.
Title: Re: Testing the most emberrasing car ever made.
Post by: Chris P. on May 05, 2009, 10:18:05 PM
I have a car slash gay icon called Renault Twingo. So I cannot have an opinion about other cars...
Title: Re: Testing the most emberrasing car ever made.
Post by: bobyoung on May 05, 2009, 11:20:28 PM
I too think the Aztec is one of the ugliest cars ever made that one singlehandedly could have brought Pontiac down, how about that box with wheels called a Scion? (I think). My wife just got her learner's permit and wanted a small car, She's using my 95 Buick Roadmaster, haha!
Title: Re: Testing the most emberrasing car ever made.
Post by: Rhythm N. Bliss on May 05, 2009, 11:36:26 PM
Thot this was gonna be about Edsels.
Title: Re: Testing the most emberrasing car ever made.
Post by: Blazer on May 06, 2009, 03:15:44 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQcSOP2AzXU
Jeff Dunham "Spark of insanity" talking about his cars.
Title: Re: Testing the most emberrasing car ever made.
Post by: lowend1 on May 06, 2009, 03:37:12 AM
You want pink cars?... ;D

http://pantherpink.com/
Title: Re: Testing the most emberrasing car ever made.
Post by: rahock on May 06, 2009, 05:43:32 AM
Here in the Detroit area, when the Aztec/Asstec was being built, a lot of GM execs got them as company cars. Several refused to drive them and just stuck them in the garage so no one could see them, but when they turned them in at the end of the year with 100 miles on them they took some flack for not supporting their products ;D
You could get some pretty good deals on a one year old low milage Asstec back then ;D
Rick
Title: Re: Testing the most emberrasing car ever made.
Post by: Pilgrim on May 06, 2009, 07:39:24 AM
My wife had a meeting in Monterey a couple of years ago, so both daughters and I went along.  We got a Buick Rendezvous (Aztek with a Buick nose) as a rental.  It was butt-ugly, but it drove great, had super interior room and was a pleasure to cruise around in - as long as you were inside it.  We tried not to look at it from the outside.  My daughters still talk about how ugly it was but how nice it was to ride in.
Title: Re: Testing the most emberrasing car ever made.
Post by: Highlander on May 06, 2009, 04:46:19 PM
Rolls Royce' most embarrasing moment was allowing someone to use the "Spirit" symbol on a real one of these...

(http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2009/01/LadyPenelopeAN_450x300.jpg)

... and they have been trying to get hold of it (for destruction purposes) ever since...
Title: Re: Testing the most emberrasing car ever made.
Post by: the mojo hobo on May 06, 2009, 05:02:30 PM
how about that box with wheels called a Scion? (I think).

The Scion xB is cool. And almost big enough for bass rig haulin'.


(http://www.dezinehq.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/ag_08xb_leftfrontteal.jpg)
Title: Re: Testing the most emberrasing car ever made.
Post by: Freuds_Cat on May 06, 2009, 06:06:46 PM
the Leyland P76 is generally considered the Ugliest car ever sold in Australia. Although you could put a 44 gallon drum in the boot! :o

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/158/418869048_6eef350d97.jpg?v=0)
(http://images.drive.com.au/drive_images/Editorial/2008/09/19/19leylandp76_m_m.jpg)

This is from a very funny article on crap cars in Oz
(http://www.drive.com.au/Editorial/ArticleDetail.aspx?ArticleId=57077)
Title: Re: Testing the most emberrasing car ever made.
Post by: exiledarchangel on May 07, 2009, 03:15:08 AM
http://www.topgear.com/uk/videos/737ceb43-5161-48d8-8a78-70fd6826d3a2

I can't say that I blame him.

I REALLY like this color! A pink TBIRD would be GREAT!