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uwe:
Jeez, reptile group sex enlivens the pythons, we never had that when I was young ...

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/mar/19/florida-burmese-pythons


Dave W:
Florida. Say no more.

uwe:
It's where woke reptile sex goes to die!

Pilgrim:
Yesterday we were having a beer by the lake in our neighborhood here in Colorado. The ice just melted off it about a week ago. Our neighbors' son is in college in NY and was visiting, along with his girlfriend from Florida.

They were shoving off on a little flat-bottomed party boat with the help of the father.  We were sitting about 30 feet away, and I clearly heard her ask "Are there alligators?".  I could not muffle my laugh quickly enough.

Florida.

uwe:
Cut the poor girl some slack, growing up in Florida she's been warned of alligators so often in her life, she identifies any type of inland water region with it!  :mrgreen:

And then there is me who on his first trip to the Everglades spent two friggin' days there without seeing a single one! The only bites I got were from mosquitoes, those however plenty.   :-[

I went again during mating season (alligators', not mosquitoes') and was richly rewarded.  8)

PS: Never underestimate the adaptability of reptiles AND DO NOT show this to your neighbors' son's girlfriend ...

https://www.kktv.com/video/2023/02/16/watch-colorado-gators-enjoying-snow-yes-gators-colorado/

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