Fretless Thunberbird-ish project bass on the bay.

[gearHed289]

The pickup looks like a Bill Lawrence.
The rest looks like poo.

I've actually made poo that looks better than that. OK, maybe not, but that thing looks like it was "designed" by a 3rd grader.

[Dave W]

This was made by a finite number of monkeys. Poo flinging monkeys.

[lowend1]

This thread is preoccupied with poo, thanks to me! I can always be counted on to lower the bar.
Well, at least it's a fartless bass!

[Bass VI]

I've looked at this poor ( or is it Poo now ) thing again ( my eyes hurt! ) and decided it's not the guys' feedback or that it was made by a guy named luthier or luthor or the numerous "I don't know...when...what kind of wood....who made it" It's the Bass!!!!!It's Poo I tell you, Poo panel looking...Poo design...Poo high action, I'm Poo-Pooing the whole thing!

Poo!

S.

PS this Brown isn't very Poo colored! I'll stop now.............

[uwe]

The guy is called Winnie. The luthier I mean. Winnie Poo.

[lowend1]

I wonder what kind of log was used for the body...

[Granny Gremlin]

[groan]

Don't make me post something gross in a vain attempt to make it stop.

[Barklessdog]

This was made by a finite number of monkeys. Poo flinging monkeys.

[TBird1958]

 Tree climbing crap flingers!.........I really hate monkeys!!!!!!!!!!

It is an unpolishable turd.......... 

[Granny Gremlin]

You know, you CAN polish a turd (you just have to freeze it first).

[exiledarchangel]

You know, you CAN polish a turd (you just have to freeze it first).

Has anyone of you tried this one? Seems interesting.

[lowend1]

[groan]

Don't make me post something gross in a vain attempt to make it stop.

"Vain" being the operative word here.
But if you feel that it's your duty, by all means, go ahead.

[Granny Gremlin]

homonym    
–noun
1. homophone (def. 1). 
2. a word the same as another in sound and spelling but different in meaning, as chase “to pursue” and chase “to ornament metal.” 

vain  
–adjective, -er, -est.
1. excessively proud of or concerned about one's own appearance, qualities, achievements, etc.; conceited: a vain dandy. 
2. proceeding from or showing personal vanity: vain remarks. 
3. ineffectual or unsuccessful; futile: a vain effort. 
4. without real significance, value, or importance; baseless or worthless: vain pageantry; vain display. 
5. Archaic. senseless or foolish. 
—Idiom
6. in vain, a. without effect or avail; to no purpose: to apologize in vain.  b. in an improper or irreverent manner: to take God's name in vain. 
 

 

[lowend1]

"Vain" being the operative word here.
But if you feel that it's your duty, by all means, go ahead.

Huhhuuhuhuh
I said duty...

[Granny Gremlin]

I thought you might be trying to tie duty into vanity somehow.  Nevermind. ... back to the poo jokes?