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Granny Gremlin

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Well that explains the continued perkiness of a particularly jubbly friend of mine. 
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"Jubbly?"

That would make a band name itself....Jubbly.
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As usual when I'm away for a little while, decorum sags here.
We've taken too much for granted ... and all the time it had grown ...
From techno seeds we first planted ... evolved a mind of its own ...

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 I find this sexier than if she were braless.........
Seriously yummy!

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As usual when I'm away for a little while, decorum sags here.

It only takes blinking for decorum to sag around here.
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Staring at that event horizon is a dirty job, but someone has to do it; something's going to come back out of it one day...

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Just a bit of trivia I stumbled across when trying to figure out if I posted that pic of the squirrels worshiping a humourously oversized and innuendo-laden acorn here or not (a page or 2 up as it turns out):

If you search this site for "butt plug," you get exactly 30 results.... make that 31 now.

Anyway, the reason I wanted to know if I posted that here was because I have come to the conclusion that, despite underwhelming response to that picture (given the known proclivities of members here) that made me feel as if maybe I had read into it a bit much, I am not crazy, or at least not the only one.  Every night this last month when I'm out back smoking and someone passes by with a friend I hear them notice the statue, murmur murmur murmur and then hearty laughter.  I am now convinced this was intentionally subversive art and I applaud the genius of the artist - not only did he squeak this thing by City Council (our Councillor is an old progressive; she knows what a butt plug looks like) but he has managed to not offend anyone in the neighbourhood by carefully designing the thing with just the right amount of plausible denyability (and frankly, nobody who would be offended would mention it because it includes having to admit familiarity with not just the existence, but also specific shape, of a butt plug).
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The headland at the northern tip of the home Island is called The Butt... just thought you'd like to know... there's a big brown lighthouse there too...

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Staring at that event horizon is a dirty job, but someone has to do it; something's going to come back out of it one day...

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That's an impressive erection.

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Some of the highest wind speeds ever recorded have been here... nicely exposed to the Atlantic... one of my fave places on the planet...

... and as a curious aside, the largest (natural) wave ever recorded was in 2013, off the Island, but only just became common news on an Island website today... :o
« Last Edit: December 15, 2016, 01:14:16 PM by Highlander »
The random mind of a Silver Surfer...
If research was easy, it wouldn't need doing...
Staring at that event horizon is a dirty job, but someone has to do it; something's going to come back out of it one day...

Rob

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Well Kenny how high was it?

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I wonder if any if Gwyneth's $15,000 dildos were involved in this incident.

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Holy  Ballistic butt plugs batman !
« Last Edit: December 17, 2016, 07:38:50 PM by clankenstein »
Louder bass!.

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Well Kenny how high was it?

19m... just over 62'... The link is highlighted...
The random mind of a Silver Surfer...
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19m... just over 62'... The link is highlighted...
Thanks I didn't notice the highlight