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Re: 330 pound chimp loose in Kasnsas City
« Reply #30 on: October 27, 2010, 10:26:14 AM »

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Re: 330 pound chimp loose in Kasnsas City
« Reply #31 on: October 27, 2010, 11:08:14 AM »
How did the badgers from last week become bears so quickly?

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Re: 330 pound chimp loose in Kasnsas City
« Reply #32 on: October 27, 2010, 11:25:15 AM »
I'm looking for a cartoon of two bears in a graveyard looking at each other - the caption would be "Tastes like chicken, dunnit?"
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Re: 330 pound chimp loose in Kasnsas City
« Reply #33 on: October 28, 2010, 04:41:38 AM »
Or two bears eating a clown asking the other one "Does something taste funny ?"

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Re: 330 pound chimp loose in Kasnsas City
« Reply #34 on: October 28, 2010, 04:46:53 AM »
I think relations between humans and Grizzlies benefit hugely by a mile's distance between them.

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