Author Topic: The Spank Bike.  (Read 1446 times)

exiledarchangel

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1662
  • I like big necks and I cannot lie
    • View Profile
The Spank Bike.
« on: July 07, 2010, 01:35:38 AM »
For some reason, this video belongs to this forum.

Music was better when ugly people were allowed to make it.

Barklessdog

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 4473
    • View Profile
Re: The Spank Bike.
« Reply #1 on: July 07, 2010, 03:45:42 AM »
Why yes it does!

Lightyear

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 2190
  • Hey! You damn kids get off my *@%*~&# lawn!
    • View Profile
Re: The Spank Bike.
« Reply #2 on: July 07, 2010, 09:00:24 AM »
Needs to be outfitted with black leather Harley bling. 

uwe

  • Administrator
  • *****
  • Posts: 21517
  • Enabler ...
    • View Profile
Re: The Spank Bike.
« Reply #3 on: July 07, 2010, 09:25:21 AM »
Fräulein Rommel for her life likes to cycle, a sporty gal.
We've taken too much for granted ... and all the time it had grown ...
From techno seeds we first planted ... evolved a mind of its own ...

Highlander

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 12542
  • There Ken be only one...
    • View Profile
Re: The Spank Bike.
« Reply #4 on: July 07, 2010, 10:20:05 AM »
it's a con-job - those things are hitting the saddle and not her chassis...

No pain... no gain...
The random mind of a Silver Surfer...
If research was easy, it wouldn't need doing...
Staring at that event horizon is a dirty job, but someone has to do it; something's going to come back out of it one day...

chromium

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 2316
    • View Profile
Re: The Spank Bike.
« Reply #5 on: July 07, 2010, 10:35:08 AM »
Needs more KFC!!

Pilgrim

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 9989
    • View Profile
    • YouTube channel
Re: The Spank Bike.
« Reply #6 on: July 07, 2010, 10:43:17 AM »
I was trying to figure out how bananas could be added to that device, but decided that would be wrong, very wrong.   :P
« Last Edit: July 07, 2010, 02:31:28 PM by Pilgrim »
"A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila."

Highlander

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 12542
  • There Ken be only one...
    • View Profile
Re: The Spank Bike.
« Reply #7 on: July 07, 2010, 10:51:39 AM »
You really shouldn't go giving Greeks ideas... ;D
The random mind of a Silver Surfer...
If research was easy, it wouldn't need doing...
Staring at that event horizon is a dirty job, but someone has to do it; something's going to come back out of it one day...

exiledarchangel

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1662
  • I like big necks and I cannot lie
    • View Profile
Re: The Spank Bike.
« Reply #8 on: July 07, 2010, 11:19:19 AM »
I was trying to figure out how bananas could be added to that device, but decided that would wrong, very wrong.   :P

There shouldn't be too much trouble to add a banana auto-feeder device for the rider to avoid dehydration after extreme use.
Music was better when ugly people were allowed to make it.

Highlander

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 12542
  • There Ken be only one...
    • View Profile
Re: The Spank Bike.
« Reply #9 on: July 07, 2010, 02:01:56 PM »
They'd be rather soft and sweet, post use...
The random mind of a Silver Surfer...
If research was easy, it wouldn't need doing...
Staring at that event horizon is a dirty job, but someone has to do it; something's going to come back out of it one day...

Barklessdog

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 4473
    • View Profile
Re: The Spank Bike.
« Reply #10 on: July 07, 2010, 02:18:19 PM »