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Dave W

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Trouble in Sweden
« on: March 28, 2010, 06:50:16 PM »
It's bad enough that Ford is selling Volvo to a Chinese carmaker, but this is just too much:

Swedish prisoner warned over flatulence protests  :mrgreen:
 
I'm thankful that there are no serious problems like this in American prisons.  :-X

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Re: Trouble in Sweden
« Reply #1 on: March 28, 2010, 07:28:11 PM »
never mind prisons, I have to work with a guy like that!  ;D
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Re: Trouble in Sweden
« Reply #2 on: March 28, 2010, 07:39:58 PM »
I'm thankful that there are no serious problems like this in American prisons.  :-X

Very true. In US prisons the offending orifices are usually plugged in a forthright manner.
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Re: Trouble in Sweden
« Reply #3 on: March 28, 2010, 08:48:53 PM »
Easily solved - dose every bit of his food with Beano!

http://www.beanogas.com/?rotation=30503660&banner=208398124&placement={placement}

Though this might be considered abusive in Sweden ;D

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Re: Trouble in Sweden
« Reply #4 on: March 29, 2010, 12:08:38 PM »
Don't they have any thermos corks in that prison?

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Re: Trouble in Sweden
« Reply #5 on: March 29, 2010, 12:10:00 PM »


Couldn't find anything more fitting for "me" to post...  ;D

Hmm... they could always sign him up for a greener fuel program... or is that browner...?
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Re: Trouble in Sweden
« Reply #6 on: March 29, 2010, 12:41:10 PM »
There is always one good Swedish reply to a question:

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Re: Trouble in Sweden
« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2010, 07:59:42 AM »
His quest for freedom rides with the wind. While he can't be free, his farts can.
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