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Rapper Cuts off Penis, Jumps off Building
« on: April 18, 2014, 08:19:16 AM »
This is just TOO ridiculous to NOT post.


 Rapper Andre Johnson Cuts Off His Penis, Jumps Off Building in Alleged Suicide Attempt

http://www.eonline.com/news/532749/wu-tang-clan-rapper-cuts-off-his-penis-jumps-off-building-in-suicide-attempt


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My thoughts on the story....

The guy might go down as an international hero, if he triggered the trend that ended rap....and they ALL decided to imitate him and rip off their dicks and jump to their deaths!!


Rather fitting a rapper named Johnson would cut off his own Johnson ?


IF the guy had any marketing chops....he would immediately write a new song about the incident....call it something like "My Magic Johnson"....then release a music video for it that is a parody on the whole incident.


This guy went by the rap name "Christ Bearer" Maybe this was just his attempt to celebrate Easter and he was planning to rise from the dead Sunday but got the day wrong?
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Re: Rapper Cuts off Penis, Jumps off Building
« Reply #1 on: April 18, 2014, 08:44:35 AM »
Andre "Zero" Johnson?
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Re: Rapper Cuts off Penis, Jumps off Building
« Reply #2 on: April 19, 2014, 05:37:56 AM »
I could be wrong, but I don't see this becoming the next big fad ???.
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Re: Rapper Cuts off Penis, Jumps off Building
« Reply #3 on: April 19, 2014, 05:52:22 AM »

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Re: Rapper Cuts off Penis, Jumps off Building
« Reply #4 on: April 19, 2014, 07:53:28 AM »
how about middle aged, long haired guys who love to talk about themselves and all their basses do the same thing. i could get behind something like that.
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Re: Rapper Cuts off Penis, Jumps off Building
« Reply #5 on: April 19, 2014, 10:29:59 AM »
Wishing long lives and intact peni for all our brothers...

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Re: Rapper Cuts off Penis, Jumps off Building
« Reply #6 on: April 19, 2014, 02:03:33 PM »

 Maybe they could re-attach the penis to the middle of his forehead........... ;D
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Re: Rapper Cuts off Penis, Jumps off Building
« Reply #7 on: April 19, 2014, 05:43:19 PM »
Stay off the angel dust, kiddos... 
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Re: Rapper Cuts off Penis, Jumps off Building
« Reply #8 on: April 20, 2014, 12:43:44 AM »
When will people learn that the pen-is mightier than the sword...
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Re: Rapper Cuts off Penis, Jumps off Building
« Reply #9 on: April 20, 2014, 04:44:11 AM »
Quote from: Highlander on April 20, 2014, 12:43:44 AM
When will people learn that the pen-is mightier than the sword...

Remember when they used that line on the old Drew Carey Show? I laughed so hard I nearly wet my pants :o. I have stashed that quote in my arsenal and used it often.

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Re: Rapper Cuts off Penis, Jumps off Building
« Reply #10 on: April 20, 2014, 04:44:26 AM »
I find it funny that I hit "last unread topic" and what pops up back-to-back?
"Rapper cuts off own penis..."
"Great deal on band saw"

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Re: Rapper Cuts off Penis, Jumps off Building
« Reply #11 on: April 20, 2014, 06:04:45 AM »
[crystalball] Saw that coming [/crystalball]  :mrgreen:
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Re: Rapper Cuts off Penis, Jumps off Building
« Reply #12 on: April 20, 2014, 05:17:19 PM »
Quote from: ack1961 on April 20, 2014, 04:44:26 AM
I find it funny that I hit "last unread topic" and what pops up back-to-back?
"Rapper cuts off own penis..."
"Great deal on band saw"

Steve

LMAO at least it didn't jump to show us your rig.
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Re: Rapper Cuts off Penis, Jumps off Building
« Reply #13 on: April 21, 2014, 03:56:26 PM »
The only rapper with a genuine reason to grab his crotch while singing.
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Re: Rapper Cuts off Penis, Jumps off Building
« Reply #14 on: April 21, 2014, 04:34:41 PM »
Quote from: TBird1958 on April 19, 2014, 02:03:33 PM
Maybe they could re-attach the penis to the middle of his forehead........... ;D



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