The Last Bass Outpost

I was joking - if you can get your hands on this bass, Jules, I'm happy for you to have it. I'd imagine it to sound like an Ovation Magnum II (I bet a fretless maho RD with the Artist electronics would sound great, better than any fretted maple RD ever would). A world in which all Gibson bass rarities would be gobbled up by me would be a very sad one indeed - no one to really talk to!

And when you finally turn to painting, I'll buy it off ya!!! In Euros, which will - after the umpteenth deferred referendum - then even have been introduced on your little island!!!

Uwe

He doesn't really use the net - we're not sure he will even get to see the interview!

Yeah, I tried to get some pics of it, or maybe a quote on how much she likes it... and yes I offered to buy it - her price paid.... no reply.

I guess it will appear on ebay within the next half century. Anyone planning on living that long?

Liebe Frau Hayden,

It has come to my my attention how a certain Herr Jules has been intruding your respected privacy to acquire/purloin a mahogany RD from your good hands. My altruistic self sees me honor-bound to tell you that this man is of notoriously ill repute - his grubby fish & chips drenched, B.C. Rich-owning hands will also do horrible things to your bass, trust me.

That said, I'll double his price to integrate your precious instrument in my humble collection whose proceeds unselfishly fund a Third World orphanage.

Yours most sincerely,

Uwe

TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN: IF IT HADN'T BEEN FOR CHRIS' UNSELFISH AND EVEN SACRIFICAL BEHAVIOR, I WOULD HAVE NEVER EVEN KNOWN ABOUT THAT EB-0F IN LIMEYLAND.

Now, can you hand me over your bike as well?

Uwe

Why not just introduce the Euro and get it done with?

"Piping Persia for Peace" - I loved that!

I guess this is final proof for Mark's rushed judgement:



Spotless as a virgin chrome TB pup I dare say.

Better than a Sherman tank probably too - it could get away faster from a Panther or Tiger!

"there's obviously a much lower "idiot factor" ..." Don't get your hopes up high, we just regularly take a few years longer to eventually copy your bad - or should I say nasty? - habits.

Waiddaminnit....a mud wrestling match being watched by women in office attire...from an accounting firm? That has to be a first.

Maybe it's just an employee disciplinary hearing.

I understand you're herewith volunteering for membership in the disciplinary panel?