I'm considering "Non Dairy Creamer" what do you think? Too gay
Change it to 'Creampie' and it sounds automatically more hetero, easy, yet retains a certain tongue-out-of-cheek attraction for more alternatively inclined life styles. It's universally popular.
Creampie & The Gooey Girls as an alternative.
Musicologists will, of course, assume that your singer does both Jack Bruce and Steve Marriott impressions. You will have to ameliorate their disappointment by including Sunshine Of Your Love and I Don't Need No Doctor into your set.
Speaking of singers, have you found a new one?