What I'm about to write is going to sound really lame, short sighted, selfish and ignorant.
Although I like slap bass in funk, what I really hate about slap bass is that when you go to stores to check out basses, everyone in there is trying out the basses by slapping them.
If I get a new bass the first thing friends do when they try it out is slapping it.
It immediately pisses me off. I roll my eyes and want to snatch the bass out of their hands.
Pretty shallow, I know.