Ok, this wins the contest hands down, brilliant version, will listen to it all year!
The lady in red would be welcome to any Christmas event. But no thanks to a hippopotamus. That's true that they seem to be way more dangerous than a lot of people realize.
I saw a feature on some nature channel only recently where it was stated that it is the African animal responsible for the most human casualties
its because the sound of a boat motor is surprisingly similar to the rumble sound that in heat males make as a challenge. so the bulls attack motor boats thinking they are rivals
You mean sex-driven collateral damage?
arent we all in a way ?