Greys are banned in the Highlands, on pain of death (for the reds) as they carry a disease called Squirrel Pox - harmless to greys - deadly to reds...
Which border? Hadrian's Wall?
He had the right idea... keep the English out... ps, like the plan...
We need pictures......
Of the distillery...?
... Calling it a Great Adventure seems accurate to me...
That's the plan, Michael... try our best to live the dream...
Company did NOT take the bomb well... quote/unquote - that's rather short notice, Ken, you could have told us you were moving to Scotland... (I just did!), but, but, but...
Anyway, long and short is unemployed from 4th September and they know where they can stick it...
I have an interview first thing Monday morning in Inverness (Highlands capital... well... only city...)
Johnny Paycheck... I had the nerve to tell them so...