Guys, Dave doesn't understand boobs/legs.
Why, does the current day plastic Cher have them? The original Cher was almost flat chested and had skinny legs. Besides, nothing could compensate for that face. As Rodney Daingerfield would say, she's a two-bagger.
When she first appeared on the cover of Time in the early 70s, my older next-door neighbor brought his issue over and wanted me to explain why anyone in my generation would find her attractive. He said something like "I'd hate to be in bed, roll over and look at something like that!." I could only agree with him.