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« on: December 30, 2009, 04:15:58 PM »
I'm glad that this forum's previous obsession with anal sex has now found a worthy topic successor!
Speaking of which I have the dreaded colonoscopy next week, so much for my virginity. :o
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« Reply #1 on: December 30, 2009, 06:58:47 PM »
I understand that the procedure is not nearly as bad as the prep :puke:

Maybe they'll take a souvenier photo for you ;D

It's good you're getting it done - nothing to kid around with - I have three more years...

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« Reply #2 on: December 30, 2009, 08:44:58 PM »
The prep is terrible! You're not awake for the invasion part, at least I wasn't. I have about a year to go before my second one. :-[
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« Reply #3 on: December 30, 2009, 09:23:17 PM »
The drugs were grrreat!
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« Reply #4 on: December 31, 2009, 04:03:06 AM »
Yeah, the prep is the worst part of the whole procedure.  I got pics of my first one.  I proved, without a doubt, that my wife has been wrong about me all these years.   :mrgreen:
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« Reply #5 on: December 31, 2009, 05:40:58 AM »
The drugs were grrreat!

+1000

My insurance company made me get one. Best drugs ever. I never felt so good before (drugs) & after it (cleansing).
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« Reply #6 on: December 31, 2009, 06:48:48 AM »
 I've been through two. The procedure is absolutely nothing. Out cold, couldn't even tell you for sure that it happened. The prep.........ooooh golly, I pooped so much I think I lost ten points off my IQ :o
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« Reply #7 on: December 31, 2009, 09:07:48 AM »
The prep isn't bad except for the lost day and getting too darn raw.

Drugs?  I was asleep, I have no idea.  But I'm not really fond of anything that makes me feel like I'm not 100% on top of things.
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« Reply #8 on: December 31, 2009, 09:40:53 AM »
I think I have a few years before I get the privilege but I feel for you just the same, Scott. Here's hoping everything checks out as it should!

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« Reply #9 on: December 31, 2009, 09:52:55 AM »
In case anyone overlooked it, this book was listed on the page I linked to in the Strange Books thread.

Looks like there's only one. Scott, better buy it quick so you'll have something to read during the procedure.

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« Reply #10 on: December 31, 2009, 10:29:32 AM »
The sequel would be "Bass Player Scott, Frontier Proctologist"...?
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« Reply #11 on: December 31, 2009, 10:42:45 AM »
The only hassle is the prep.  Good luck.

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« Reply #12 on: December 31, 2009, 11:11:49 AM »

 I especially liked the time the Policeman said: "we're not warming the probe up for you anymore!"


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« Reply #13 on: December 31, 2009, 12:15:51 PM »
I always check to see if my doctor has skinny fingers!  :mrgreen:

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« Reply #14 on: December 31, 2009, 02:38:36 PM »
It is nice to know that I have a lot more time between now and when I have to go through it compared to all of you. I still have 11 days before I can legally drink as it is.
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