Saw both Martin Turner and the Andy Powell WA only recently. The latter have a new second lead guitarist who was cooking. And Martin Turner confounded his German audience with a pun:
"Did you hear about the midget clairvoyant who escaped prison?"
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silence)
"The papers were alarmed and wrote:
'SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE !!!'"
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yet more silence)
"Hey, it's a T-Shirt joke. You can buy'em after the show. Small, medium and large ..."
Krauts and jokes don't go together, he really should have known that; it is a bit like diesel and telling the truth.