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Dave W

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No more calamari for me
« on: June 15, 2012, 08:16:37 AM »
Cooked squid inseminates woman’s “tongue, cheek and gums”

I'm sure we'll treat this topic with the dignity it deserves.
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Re: No more calamari for me
« Reply #1 on: June 15, 2012, 08:24:02 AM »
Evidently a bucket of fried chicken wasn't required.   :rolleyes:
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Re: No more calamari for me
« Reply #2 on: June 15, 2012, 08:33:00 AM »
Gross. Good thing I'm allergic to seafood.
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Re: No more calamari for me
« Reply #3 on: June 15, 2012, 08:59:45 AM »
The list of "love that shall not be spoken" grows weekly.

Let's see - parcooked squid and body parts.  What could possibly go wrong?

I will refrain from mentioning swallowing.  And aftertaste.  And anything even more offensive.

There are others here who can take up that gauntlet.   :mrgreen:
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Re: No more calamari for me
« Reply #4 on: June 15, 2012, 09:35:59 AM »
Sort of redefines "oral sex" in a painful way!  I love shrimp and lobster.  Maybe because they never bite back after being cooked!
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Re: No more calamari for me
« Reply #5 on: June 15, 2012, 09:43:41 AM »
Quote from: drbassman on June 15, 2012, 09:35:59 AM
Sort of redefines "oral sex" in a painful way! 

You only hurt the one you "love"..... :-\
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Re: No more calamari for me
« Reply #6 on: June 15, 2012, 10:14:45 AM »
"Jeez Roger, will you lighten up?  He's just a friend..."

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Re: No more calamari for me
« Reply #7 on: June 15, 2012, 10:21:17 AM »
Quote from: chromium on June 15, 2012, 10:14:45 AM
"Jeez Roger, will you lighten up?  He's just a friend..."



Congratulations.  That pic is both somewhat confusing, yet disturbing at the same time!
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Re: No more calamari for me
« Reply #8 on: June 15, 2012, 11:53:10 AM »
"Pricking sensation" indeed.
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Re: No more calamari for me
« Reply #9 on: June 18, 2012, 02:54:48 AM »
The mind boggles at what other adventurous uses "Squirty" could have been put to.

Good chili always burns twice.
« Last Edit: June 18, 2012, 04:41:55 AM by uwe »
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Re: No more calamari for me
« Reply #10 on: June 20, 2012, 04:27:12 PM »
Quote from: uwe on June 18, 2012, 02:54:48 AM
Good chili always burns twice.

great movement... err, movie... ahh, that's postman always rings twice... opps... rings...?

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