The real camouflage bass is a Fender Jazz. Blends in the background to the point where you are indistinguishable from the zillion other J players around you. This is why a J clone is the IDF standard-issue bass.
Robert Plant and Jimmy Page (drummer and bassist of Deep Purple, Jake!)
Bit man-o-whorish, uhum, ... -warish, ain't it? Goes together well with assless chaps 'n' such. It's a good-looking Ric alright.
No, this bass is classy and tasteful. You will need to dress properly.
And by properly you mean boots, jean cuttoffs, a mostly open shirt and copious facial hair?
Tux for a Tux bass... camo for a stealth bass...?