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Title: Bat Sex Finally Revealed ...
Post by: uwe on November 20, 2023, 05:22:37 PM
This belongs here, woke bats doing it non-penetratively:

https://www.theguardian.com/science/2023/nov/20/caught-not-quite-in-the-act-church-cameras-reveal-bat-sex-ritual

Maybe they were teenage bats lacking hands-on experience?

The male’s erect penis is enormous and ends with a heart-shaped head
that is seven times wider than the female’s vagina.
(https://media.tenor.com/IDWfO0iIsjUAAAAC/nod-batman.gif)
Title: Re: Bat Sex Finally Revealed ...
Post by: Ken on November 20, 2023, 05:49:56 PM
This is like porn for bats. Hot.
Title: Re: Bat Sex Finally Revealed ...
Post by: uwe on November 20, 2023, 06:49:27 PM
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Title: Re: Bat Sex Finally Revealed ...
Post by: TBird1958 on November 21, 2023, 11:08:13 AM
Quote from: uwe on November 20, 2023, 05:22:37 PM
This belongs here, woke bats doing it non-penetratively:



Maybe they were teenage bats lacking hands-on experience?

The male’s erect penis is enormous and ends with a heart-shaped head
that is seven times wider than the female’s vagina.
(https://media.tenor.com/IDWfO0iIsjUAAAAC/nod-batman.gif)


 Seven times wider - Now I'm moister than an Oyster  :-*



Title: Re: Bat Sex Finally Revealed ...
Post by: uwe on November 21, 2023, 04:38:39 PM
... moister than an oyster ...

Such poetic beauty!  :toast:


The discovery puts Ozzy's infamous 'bat incident' now 41 years ago in a different light. What EXACTLY was he attempting to do and where did it all go wrong?!

(https://www.nme.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/ozzy-1392x884.jpg)
Title: Re: Bat Sex Finally Revealed ...
Post by: gearHed289 on November 22, 2023, 08:04:25 AM
The LBO - Come for the butt sex, stay for the bat sex.
Title: Re: Bat Sex Finally Revealed ...
Post by: Ken on November 22, 2023, 08:16:29 AM
But didn't sex with bats start the pandemic?
Title: Re: Bat Sex Finally Revealed ...
Post by: Pilgrim on November 22, 2023, 08:19:01 AM
Bat sex, nananananananana bat sex.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSaDPc1Cs5U
Title: Re: Bat Sex Finally Revealed ...
Post by: uwe on November 22, 2023, 09:55:38 PM
Quote from: BklynKen on November 22, 2023, 08:16:29 AM
But didn't sex with bats start the pandemic?

Yup, the Chinese were going to drop them from planes large scale to sex-starved enemy soldiers - biological warfare. Yet keeping them from flying away while at the same time not having them hit the ground like a dead weight proved problematic.