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Title: 330 pound chimp loose in Kasnsas City
Post by: Barklessdog on October 21, 2010, 12:26:00 PM
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/39746033/ns/us_news-life/

Video is pretty scary

Who would keep one of these now as a pet?

Luckily no one got attacked or lost face.
Title: Re: 330 pound chimp loose in Kasnsas City
Post by: Pilgrim on October 21, 2010, 02:13:41 PM
That's an animal which needs to be removed from its owner - which is also to say, it's the owner's fault for keeping a dangerous animal.
Title: Re: 330 pound chimp loose in Kasnsas City
Post by: Rob on October 21, 2010, 02:33:25 PM
I think it scared the eyebrows right off of Tanya's face  :o
Title: Re: 330 pound chimp loose in Kasnsas City
Post by: Rhythm N. Bliss on October 21, 2010, 02:55:43 PM
Crazy!  :o
Title: Re: 330 pound chimp loose in Kasnsas City
Post by: chromium on October 21, 2010, 03:03:08 PM
Who would keep one of these now as a pet?

And in a van?  (down by the river...)

No wonder Sue's on a rampage
Title: Re: 330 pound chimp loose in Kasnsas City
Post by: Rhythm N. Bliss on October 21, 2010, 03:07:03 PM
"My name is SUE! How do you do?"

Ha haaa haaaa
Title: Re: 330 pound chimp loose in Kasnsas City
Post by: uwe on October 21, 2010, 05:08:59 PM
Must have gone ape about something. Someone crashed her primate party and then Sue just went for bananas.
Title: Re: 330 pound chimp loose in Kasnsas City
Post by: Muzikman7 on October 21, 2010, 06:33:24 PM
The question I have why the hell would you keep a 330 pound chimp around any way it not like its going to sit on your lap while you pet it in front of the TV keeping you company.
Title: Re: 330 pound chimp loose in Kasnsas City
Post by: Dave W on October 21, 2010, 09:15:33 PM
The owner should have been taken away in chains.  >:(  Those people could easily have been killed or seriously injured, and the news anchors morons are acting like it was just a lark.

Title: Re: 330 pound chimp loose in Kasnsas City
Post by: Psycho Bass Guy on October 21, 2010, 10:09:24 PM
Those people could easily have been killed or seriously injured, and the news anchors morons are acting like it was just a lark.

The dreamland most of them inhabit is rarely interrupted with reality. Do you really think that a thoughtful person could peddle the BS they do day in and day out with a straight face?
Title: Re: 330 pound chimp loose in Kasnsas City
Post by: Barklessdog on October 22, 2010, 04:58:07 AM
The owner should have been taken away in chains.  >:(  Those people could easily have been killed or seriously injured, and the news anchors morons are acting like it was just a lark.



So true, Animal planet has a new series called Deadly Animal Obsessions- its about these people who own lions, tigers, chimps, bears etc & die by them. They all seem to have a similar pattern, starting with fascination, ownership then they turn the pet into a child of theirs, that they claim to have a unique bond with.
The talked about how so many people are allowed to own Tigers as pets & how most of them become unruly & have to be euthanized.

Title: Re: 330 pound chimp loose in Kasnsas City
Post by: Denis on October 22, 2010, 06:05:08 AM
So true, Animal planet has a new series called Deadly Animal Obsessions- its about these people who own lions, tigers, chimps, bears etc & die by them. They all seem to have a similar pattern, starting with fascination, ownership then they turn the pet into a child of theirs, that they claim to have a unique bond with.
The talked about how so many people are allowed to own Tigers as pets & how most of them become unruly & have to be euthanized.

The owners should be euthanized. Hell, I stay away from my housecat when she's pissed off so I don't understand why the hell someone would want to have a tiger in the house or a monkey or whatever. People think chimps are cute but they are dangerous and strong as hell. Wasn't it last year when that chimp ripped that woman's face and both hands off?

The sad thing is that when someone's exotic pet does something which WE ALL KNOW IT WILL DO, it's euthanized because it's a danger to the public. Well, it shouldn't have been with the public in the first place.

Sorry, this is a "pet" peeve of mine.
Title: Re: 330 pound chimp loose in Kasnsas City
Post by: Barklessdog on October 22, 2010, 06:11:44 AM
The owners should be euthanized. Hell, I stay away from my housecat when she's pissed off so I don't understand why the hell someone would want to have a tiger in the house or a monkey or whatever. People think chimps are cute but they are dangerous and strong as hell. Wasn't it last year when that chimp ripped that woman's face and both hands off?

The sad thing is that when someone's exotic pet does something which WE ALL KNOW IT WILL DO, it's euthanized because it's a danger to the public. Well, it shouldn't have been with the public in the first place.

Sorry, this is a "pet" peeve of mine.

Whats even worse is when an animal is euthenized at a zoo when some idiot climbs into the enclosure & gets attacked.
Title: Re: 330 pound chimp loose in Kasnsas City
Post by: uwe on October 22, 2010, 06:18:19 AM
I'm still looking for one of those, housetrained and good with small children.

(http://home.freiepresse.de/uwdel/indwaran.JPG)

Any offers?
Title: Re: 330 pound chimp loose in Kasnsas City
Post by: Barklessdog on October 22, 2010, 06:24:31 AM
A video from the Police car cam

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLUKIh4lZXo&feature=player_embedded

Good thing this was not a male chimp. I doubt they would of had the same outcome.

Title: Re: 330 pound chimp loose in Kasnsas City
Post by: Barklessdog on October 22, 2010, 06:32:47 AM
I'm still looking for one of those, housetrained and good with small children.

(http://home.freiepresse.de/uwdel/indwaran.JPG)

Any offers?

Funny they had a small juvenile at the Chicago Shedd Aquarium for a couple of months in a traveling exhibit & this Dragon had the body the size of a Labrador dog. The enclosure was all glass so you could go right up to it. A small toddler was there and started wobbling past the glass, the dragon came running over following the child!

I was thinking of Uwe on an episode of Fatal Attractions where a guy had a pet Nile Monitor that ended up eating his face off & feeding of his body for a week.
http://animal.discovery.com/videos/fatal-attractions-killed-by-a-pet-Komodo-dragon.html

Title: Re: 330 pound chimp loose in Kasnsas City
Post by: uwe on October 22, 2010, 07:37:05 AM
This link works better:

http://animal.discovery.com/videos/fatal-attractions-killed-by-a-pet-komodo-dragon.html


Nile monitors can be zesty and they tend to become ill-tempered as they get older (kind of like all of us). It is not a good idea to actually share your living space with them as this guy did living de facto in a terrarium with his "pets". Who knows how this guy died though, might have been some ritualistic suicide. A nile monitor can bite unpleasantly, but a healthy adult man should always be able to at least flee from it. The way his corpse sat in the corner makes me wonder, looks more like resigning to death than a battle. They might have bitten him and he carried away blood poisoning, not going to a doctor and weakening over a few days.


Title: Re: 330 pound chimp loose in Kasnsas City
Post by: Denis on October 22, 2010, 09:51:04 AM
Whats even worse is when an animal is euthenized at a zoo when some idiot climbs into the enclosure & gets attacked.

Agreed! If you choose to go into THEIR environment, you are on your own, buddy!
Title: Re: 330 pound chimp loose in Kasnsas City
Post by: Psycho Bass Guy on October 22, 2010, 10:22:28 AM
Who knows how this guy died though, might have been some ritualistic suicide. A nile monitor can bite unpleasantly, but a healthy adult man should always be able to at least flee from it. The way his corpse sat in the corner makes me wonder, looks more like resigning to death than a battle. They might have bitten him and he carried away blood poisoning, not going to a doctor and weakening over a few days.

I've seen the whole episode, and their conclusion was that the guy thought he was invincible because of his workout regimen and immune to infection and was unaware of his weakened state until it was too late. His three cats survived unharmed.
Title: Re: 330 pound chimp loose in Kasnsas City
Post by: gearHed289 on October 22, 2010, 11:47:03 AM
And so many humans are convinced we're more intelligent than the rest of the animal kingdom! Morons....
Title: Re: 330 pound chimp loose in Kasnsas City
Post by: Denis on October 22, 2010, 12:09:08 PM
And so many humans are convinced we're more intelligent than the rest of the animal kingdom! Morons....

On one hand, I want to say we are more intelligent than the rest of the animal kingdom, but brain power only goes so far when thrown into the ring with a wild animal which will do anything to survive.
Title: Re: 330 pound chimp loose in Kasnsas City
Post by: Barklessdog on October 22, 2010, 12:10:44 PM
I've seen the whole episode, and their conclusion was that the guy thought he was invincible because of his workout regimen and immune to infection and was unaware of his weakened state until it was too late. His three cats survived unharmed.

I saw it too and they really never said, or know exactly how he died. Partly I guess too much of his face & internal organs missing & he had been dead for week?

I thought they surmised that he was bitten, got a blood infection, due with the high heat & humidity of his place, caused him to pass out / concussion/ death & the monitor feeding of the corpse?
Title: Re: 330 pound chimp loose in Kasnsas City
Post by: Barklessdog on October 22, 2010, 12:17:20 PM
You guys ever watch the Timothy Treadwel movie "Grizzley Man"?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLidFrcp5Eo&feature=related

That guy was a super nut - He filmed his girlfriend & his demise from a Grizzly bear.
This a very graphic & violent clip
They said all they found of him was his head, foot and a few body parts.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTJlr6xVxKc

Title: Re: 330 pound chimp loose in Kasnsas City
Post by: Highlander on October 22, 2010, 12:37:21 PM
... and good with small children.
(http://home.freiepresse.de/uwdel/indwaran.JPG)

I believe they prefer them raw... :o
Title: Re: 330 pound chimp loose in Kasnsas City
Post by: Denis on October 22, 2010, 12:40:50 PM
You guys ever watch the Timothy Treadwel movie "Grizzley Man"?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLidFrcp5Eo&feature=related
That guy was a super nut - He filmed his girlfriend & his demise from a Grizzly bear.
This a very graphic & violent clip
They said all they found of him was his head, foot and a few body parts.

Interesting movie and to be fair to the guy, he got away with it for something like 13 years before he got himself kilt. The interview with the pilot who supplied Treadwell with stores was pretty interesting. When they killed the bear who'd killed Treadwell they found pieces of him and his girlfriend inside, as well as some clothes, about a garbage bag's worth, if I'm not mistaken. They also said the bear which killed them, and they knew which one it was, was different than all the other bears he'd filmed, like there was something not right about him.
Title: Re: 330 pound chimp loose in Kasnsas City
Post by: nofi on October 22, 2010, 12:50:15 PM
i guess that bear was partial to 'the other white meat'.
Title: Re: 330 pound chimp loose in Kasnsas City
Post by: Barklessdog on October 22, 2010, 01:17:15 PM
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they knew which one it was, was different than all the other bears he'd filmed, like there was something not right about him.

From what I remember they said it was an old bear, who like old lions, take easy prey like humans when they are can't catch game anymore.
Title: Re: 330 pound chimp loose in Kasnsas City
Post by: uwe on October 26, 2010, 11:55:48 AM
I think the old Grizzly just couldn't bear it with this guy anymore. I have sympathy. For the animal. There is only that much crap you can take.
Title: Re: 330 pound chimp loose in Kasnsas City
Post by: Muzikman7 on October 26, 2010, 03:22:33 PM
I think the old Grizzly just couldn't bear it with this guy anymore. I have sympathy. For the animal. There is only that much crap you can take.
  Couldn't agree more, I know we need to find out as it were but this being one with nature is getting out of hand.
Title: Re: 330 pound chimp loose in Kasnsas City
Post by: uwe on October 27, 2010, 06:31:05 AM
I think relations between humans and Grizzlies benefit hugely by a mile's distance between them.

 
Why was this guy even allowed in their habitat? Love Werner Herzog's heaffily akzäntet Teutonic narration though. He has a track record of making films about manic-obsessive madmen, they intrigue him.
Title: Re: 330 pound chimp loose in Kasnsas City
Post by: Dave W on October 27, 2010, 10:26:14 AM
Bears will be bears (http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/oct/26/russia-bears-eat-corpses-graveyards)
Title: Re: 330 pound chimp loose in Kasnsas City
Post by: uwe on October 27, 2010, 11:08:14 AM
How did the badgers from last week become bears so quickly?

What's next? Dead seamen eating sperm whales?
Title: Re: 330 pound chimp loose in Kasnsas City
Post by: Pilgrim on October 27, 2010, 11:25:15 AM
I'm looking for a cartoon of two bears in a graveyard looking at each other - the caption would be "Tastes like chicken, dunnit?"
Title: Re: 330 pound chimp loose in Kasnsas City
Post by: Barklessdog on October 28, 2010, 04:41:38 AM
Or two bears eating a clown asking the other one "Does something taste funny ?"
Title: Re: 330 pound chimp loose in Kasnsas City
Post by: Denis on October 28, 2010, 04:46:53 AM
I think relations between humans and Grizzlies benefit hugely by a mile's distance between them.

This!