Reminds me of a holiday I had in a place called Gardenstown when I was a kid. Gardenstown is pronounced 'Gamerie by the locals, and the neighbouring fishing village of Crovie was pronounced everything from 'Crivvie' to 'Crowvie' by the locals there; it changed depending on who you asked.
I went for a walk with my father one evening and passed by two old men speaking broad Doric, sitting on a bench. They looked up at us and said an entire sentence of something. Neither of us understood a word, so mumbled our good evenings and went on our way.
I'm quite pleased to see the 'Taysiders in Space' video posted up on here, complete with the correct title. I've seen copies of that called anything from "Irish Star Trek" to "Glasgow Star Trek". I work next to a Taysider, and some of the jokes are lost on her. I guess the overall joke is that Taysiders are seen as somewhat backward and parochial in nature. Some of the slang may be wide of the mark even. "Set phasers to Malky" refers to the slang term Malky (Malcolm Frazer, aka razor) which is more Glaswegian than anything.
Ye’ve hee-haw chance o getting’ yer hole, yer an android, ye’ve kak all nob!