Enough is enough, Scott, they really shoud take that bandsaw away from you.
But if that really your white TBird after, errrm, improvement with the new bandsaw, then upper fret access has certainly taken a leap forward ...
Keep it if it sounds good. It is a witness of its time and playing it nobody will mistake you for that worst of all things: "the "serious musician".
And I agree, the Dimebag Deans (and even more than my Flying V, their Flying V/Explorer crossover Dimebag Razorback) certainly owe a nod or two to that design.