Most despicable Japanese deception since Dec 7, '41!!!
So is that now your advice to middle-aged (and older) men hoping for an influencer career, Dave? Wouldn't my love for Deep Purple and the fact that I use a BlackBerry give me away even if I have the "cute nose-wrinkling"-thing down pat?
OTOH, you could always do a franchise - why not call it groomp ? - praising and peddling jade eggs ("Slam Dunk") and, sniff, natural fragrance ("A Day at the Fish Market") wax art.