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Title: Smoothie anyone!?
Post by: Lightyear on November 11, 2016, 09:20:01 AM
http://www.foxnews.com/health/2016/11/09/mom-claims-sperm-smoothies-boost-her-immunity.html

 :puke:
Title: Re: Smoothie anyone!?
Post by: Pilgrim on November 11, 2016, 09:24:38 AM
(http://www.the-baby-boomers-webplace.com/images/baby_boomer_puzzled_look.jpg)
Title: Re: Smoothie anyone!?
Post by: TBird1958 on November 11, 2016, 10:09:42 AM


 Not just for breakfast anymore!  :o




 Seriously, that's pretty whack.
Title: Re: Smoothie anyone!?
Post by: chromium on November 11, 2016, 01:21:51 PM
(https://sweetpicklesandcorn.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/he-slimed-me.jpg)
Title: Re: Smoothie anyone!?
Post by: gweimer on November 11, 2016, 02:54:34 PM
Why bother with packaging and mixing....just get it from the source.   ???
Title: Re: Smoothie anyone!?
Post by: TBird1958 on November 11, 2016, 05:40:48 PM


 Relieve harmful "back pressure"  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Smoothie anyone!?
Post by: Dave W on November 11, 2016, 09:37:03 PM
She's "full of beans"? Is that what young single moms call it now?
Title: Re: Smoothie anyone!?
Post by: OldManC on November 11, 2016, 10:30:47 PM
(https://sweetpicklesandcorn.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/he-slimed-me.jpg)

 :o

 :mrgreen:

Quote
“It can taste really good— depending on what my friend has been eating. My other mates think I’m strange, but I don’t give a toss.”

Of course she doesn't give a toss. That would be wasteful. She drinks one!
Title: Re: Smoothie anyone!?
Post by: Lightyear on November 12, 2016, 10:44:26 AM
".... puts a spoonful of her best friend’s donated semen into her drink every morning....."

One has to wonder if there is a "quid pro quo" arrangement for the collection of said additive? ;) 
Title: Re: Smoothie anyone!?
Post by: uwe on November 14, 2016, 10:27:01 AM
Sounds logical and natural to me. Sperm whales never catch flu either and they swallow seamen all the time!

(http://www.psinside.de/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/mobydick.jpg)

Title: Re: Smoothie anyone!?
Post by: TBird1958 on November 14, 2016, 11:42:33 AM
Sounds logical and natural to me. Sperm whales never catch flu either and they swallow seamen all the time!

(http://www.psinside.de/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/mobydick.jpg)


 It's all so much protein  ;D