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Title: Should we get one of these for Uwe?
Post by: Dave W on June 20, 2013, 09:10:37 AM
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Title: Re: Should we get one of these for Uwe?
Post by: Basvarken on June 20, 2013, 09:21:41 AM
 :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Should we get one of these for Uwe?
Post by: Chris P. on June 20, 2013, 09:34:10 AM
 ;D
Title: Re: Should we get one of these for Uwe?
Post by: TBird1958 on June 20, 2013, 12:35:18 PM


 Lets get two, modify one to look like an Me109, the other we'll rework into a Hellcat.

If anybody here really wants one these the company I work for is a vendor, I can get a really good price  ;) 
Title: Re: Should we get one of these for Uwe?
Post by: Highlander on June 20, 2013, 12:52:47 PM
Lets get two, modify one to look like an Me109, the other we'll rework into a Hellcat Spitfire.

Allergy issues... ;)

 OooH! OooH! Mustang...!  (http://www.amazon.com/Craftmade-WB448GG-48-Inch-Glamorous-Warplane/dp/B001V5J450/ref=pd_sim_sbs_hi_1)

... and the real deal... someone that converted some scrap props to a ceiling fan...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9G2ikFoW1g
Title: Re: Should we get one of these for Uwe?
Post by: Pilgrim on June 20, 2013, 01:20:21 PM

 Lets get two, modify one to look like an Me109, the other we'll rework into a Hellcat.


OOO!  OOO!  Great idea!! 
Title: Re: Should we get one of these for Uwe?
Post by: Barklessdog on June 20, 2013, 05:59:05 PM
Cool I would like one.
Title: Re: Should we get one of these for Uwe?
Post by: Dave W on June 20, 2013, 08:51:33 PM
Uwe must really be busy lawyering, otherwise he would have responded with mock outrage.
Title: Re: Should we get one of these for Uwe?
Post by: gweimer on June 20, 2013, 08:54:23 PM
Uwe must really be busy lawyering, otherwise he would have responded with mock outrage.

I'm sure he's preparing an opening statement as we write...
Title: Re: Should we get one of these for Uwe?
Post by: OldManC on June 20, 2013, 09:35:39 PM
I'm sure he's preparing an opening statement as we write...

I just hope he doesn't try to invoice us for his time once he posts it.
Title: Re: Should we get one of these for Uwe?
Post by: Highlander on June 20, 2013, 11:55:37 PM
Is there any extradition treaties between Germany and the USofA...?
Title: Re: Should we get one of these for Uwe?
Post by: lowend1 on June 21, 2013, 06:12:04 AM
At least it's not a Mosquito - that might keep him awake. ;D
Title: Re: Should we get one of these for Uwe?
Post by: Highlander on June 21, 2013, 03:06:43 PM
He'd need two, then... yes...?

Title: Re: Should we get one of these for Uwe?
Post by: gweimer on June 21, 2013, 03:14:19 PM
He'd need two, then... yes...?

I think a V formation should do it.
Title: Re: Should we get one of these for Uwe?
Post by: Chris P. on June 22, 2013, 06:00:11 AM
One in Stuka-shape with the sirens.
Title: Re: Should we get one of these for Uwe?
Post by: gweimer on June 22, 2013, 06:56:26 AM
One in Stuka-shape with the sirens.

And facing west?   8)
Title: Re: Should we get one of these for Uwe?
Post by: Pilgrim on June 22, 2013, 08:41:04 AM
Maybe a matching twin version for a P-38 motif?
Title: Re: Should we get one of these for Uwe?
Post by: Highlander on June 22, 2013, 04:21:37 PM
Uwe might appreciate a Heinkel 111 more than a Lightning or a Mossie...?

(wherever he's lurking, I wish him some sort of peace between the briefs...) ;)
Title: Re: Should we get one of these for Uwe?
Post by: Pilgrim on June 22, 2013, 08:44:08 PM
Uwe might appreciate a Heinkel 111 more than a Lightning or a Mossie...?

(wherever he's lurking, I wish him some sort of peace between the briefs...) ;)

But what if he wears boxers?   :P
Title: Re: Should we get one of these for Uwe?
Post by: exiledarchangel on June 23, 2013, 03:53:01 PM
Depends if the boxers are purple or if they think they are blue! :P
Title: Re: Should we get one of these for Uwe?
Post by: Highlander on June 23, 2013, 10:48:02 PM
In the clearing stands a boxer...?

Boxer rebellion...?

Back in my box...?
Title: Re: Should we get one of these for Uwe?
Post by: uwe on June 24, 2013, 12:05:34 AM
I do like the realistic depiction - most P-40ies the Luftwaffe saw after an initial skirmish were in nose-down position at an irretrievable angle  ... I wonder if it stalls too?! 8)

I had my first really close call experience with an airplane last week, on a Lufthansa flight from Munich to what should have been Frankfurt, but ended up being Düsseldorf, some 250 km to the northwest. There were heavy summer storms after two unbearably hot days and we were already for hours delayed from Munich when we finally got permission to start for Frankfurt. But the storm must have been somewhat freakish and while descending in frankfurt we were shaken about and during landing a ghust of wind almost tipped us over, one wing uncomfortably close to the ground. I was beginning to think: "Ok, at least this will be quick and not hurt much, life insurance is all in place ...". Anyway, either the pilot did the right thing or his nerves went, but he aborted the landing and pulled up the nose of the plane for the steepest climb I have yet had with a passenger plane. It took him ages to say something on the intercom, he was obviously gathering himself. We then flew on to Cologne (who wouldn't let us land either) and finally Düsseldorf. While the passengers were disembarking the plane, the youngish pilot - pale as a ghost and visibly shaken - stood before the cockpit door bidding everyone farewell and I wisecracked to him "Can I fly some more with you, that wasn't boring at all!" while the poor guy forced a smile.  I thought of Slade's near-crash song "Wheels ain't coming down".
Title: Re: Should we get one of these for Uwe?
Post by: Chris P. on June 24, 2013, 12:07:53 AM
Wow... I had a asimilar experience like that and I didn't like it. Gimme a car and a circuit. Much better. That isn't safe either, btw. See last weekend's Le Mans:(
Title: Re: Should we get one of these for Uwe?
Post by: Dave W on June 24, 2013, 07:44:41 AM
Yikes! That was too close for comfort. One experience like that is too many! Glad you were able to contribute a little dark humor, I hope the pilot appreciated it.
Title: Re: Should we get one of these for Uwe?
Post by: westen44 on June 24, 2013, 09:59:58 AM
The old saying in aviation is applicable:

It's better to be on the ground wishing you were in the air, than in the air wishing you were on the ground. 
Title: Re: Should we get one of these for Uwe?
Post by: Highlander on June 24, 2013, 04:18:06 PM
This is the same ferry I used to cross over to Lewis on, MV Suiliven, now only just retired, and sadly awaiting a buyer to take her to the breakers... the video does show the props emerging from the water... this was filmed leaving (Wellington?) a harbour between the north and south Islands of New Zealand...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7KBgptJZho

I had my worst trip was on her predecessor, going over to the Island, 2nd January 1974... it was a storm force ten in the Minch and it normally (for the MV Hebrides) took 3hrs 30min to make the crossing to Stornoway... I was heading up for my gran's funeral (she died new-years morning) with mum. dad and sis and we were stuck in port with a funeral scheduled for 1000 the next morning... dad drove all night to get there for the ferry and it was too rough to sail... mum spotted someone she knew in the ships crew and she was able to find us a freebie berth for the four of us for the night... in the early hours the storm had abated to Force 9 and the Captain, knowing he had a tough ship, set sail... the trip took 5hrs 15mins, canted the whole way by at least ten degrees to port, into the teeth of the storm, bow fully disappearing into waves numerous times and the sound of the props coming out of the water is something you just do not want to hear, but it certainly happened, far too frequently... all you could see out of the windows was blackened seas to port and iron-grey skies to starboard... it was impossible to open the starboard doors and it was plain nuts to goo out to port, but some did, myself included... closest I've ever been to being travel sick... probably should not have had the full Scottish brekkie I had...  :popcorn: :puke:
We made the funeral, just...
Title: Re: Should we get one of these for Uwe?
Post by: westen44 on June 25, 2013, 12:06:18 PM
The ferry trips I took when I lived in New Orleans were a lot more tranquil than that.  This is kind of like comparing the Monkees to the Beatles. 
Title: Re: Should we get one of these for Uwe?
Post by: Highlander on June 25, 2013, 03:20:20 PM
Plenty of "white" water to be found around the coastline of the USofA... ;)

We don't get your "storms"...
Title: Re: Should we get one of these for Uwe?
Post by: Psycho Bass Guy on June 26, 2013, 06:59:18 PM
When I reported to Fort Knox in the 90's, it was the first time I had EVER flown, and since it was a relatively short hop, Knoxville to Cincinatti, it was one of those small "ferry" planes. About halfway there, we hit some heavy turbulance. I LOVED it! The stewardesses, (they still called them that in those days)who were pretty cute and I was single, got a kick out of me loving every bump with a shiteating grin while most of the other passengers were VERY visibly shaken. One of them asked me why I wasn't afraid and I told her that if we did crash, it was at least a fun ride. Had the Army bus not been waiting for me upon landing, I would have had a pretty nice 'layover.'  ;)
Title: Re: Should we get one of these for Uwe?
Post by: clankenstein on June 26, 2013, 08:13:36 PM
we just had a big storm here(wellington-thats where that video was filmed from),wind gusting to 22o k - one of the ferries broke free of its moorings in the harbour ,most eventful for the crew.2 trees down at my house and a section of fence.
Title: Re: Should we get one of these for Uwe?
Post by: Pilgrim on June 26, 2013, 08:31:08 PM
we just had a big storm here(wellington-thats where that video was filmed from),wind gusting to 22o k - one of the ferries broke free of its moorings in the harbour ,most eventful for the crew.2 trees down at my house and a section of fence.

I hope just AT your house, not ON your house!
Title: Re: Should we get one of these for Uwe?
Post by: Highlander on June 27, 2013, 02:14:56 PM
... it was at least a fun ride...

Shades of the Ironic Morissette... ;D
Title: Re: Should we get one of these for Uwe?
Post by: clankenstein on June 28, 2013, 06:39:16 PM
one of the trees missed the house by 3 feet(thats about a metre in these here parts).sorted for next years firewood.