This is a serious subject and it demands intense contemplation. But for your benefit, I will leak some info:
Don't believe everything you read. No, I don't sit down. I even tend to pee separately (standing) after I have taken a dump (multitasking is NOT a male forte). I told my wife there are biological reasons with men for this. Gullible girl she is, she believes it.
Uwe has a
Urinal too, take a look:
It has a lid. You open it. You discharge (or as I call it:
bringing the ole eel to the water hole).
Afterwards you close the lid, it's pneumatic and triggers the flush. Very practical. We also have a garden btw if the distance is too great.
Sitzpinkeln really is like playing bass with your fingers, it's a step backward from evolutionary advancement. Regression can never be a cause for celebration.
Protect European culture and traditions!