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Grog

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A Picture is worth 1,000 Words...........
« on: August 13, 2015, 04:55:35 PM »
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Re: A Picture is worth 1,000 Words...........
« Reply #1 on: August 13, 2015, 05:37:46 PM »
Is that perhaps the good news/bad news view?
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Re: A Picture is worth 1,000 Words...........
« Reply #2 on: August 13, 2015, 05:59:33 PM »
My long time co-worker went through a nasty divorce a number of years back, swore he would never get married again. Since then, he met a great gal who was in a similar situation. She told him that she would give him five years to give her a ring. He made the mistake of telling us. We bought him this clock as a joke & every morning he reads his new number. I just thought this was an oxymoron considering the circumstances many of us have experienced.
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Re: A Picture is worth 1,000 Words...........
« Reply #3 on: August 13, 2015, 06:00:49 PM »
My wife was planning our wedding exactly 0.0096 seconds BEFORE i finished the sentence "Will you marry me?"

In hindsight i appreciated it because only Satan herself could put someone through 666 days of discussing seating charts, flower options and food tastings ;D

(ps, i love my wife, and if she reads this i still want a 64 Thunderbird for my birthday)

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Re: A Picture is worth 1,000 Words...........
« Reply #4 on: August 13, 2015, 11:48:01 PM »
Bob Hope and no hope and one of those is dead... ;)
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