I like a #2 plug, and prefer lube to super glue - you're into some weird shit, mang.
Which reminds me; our city councellors must be idiots because the new statue they unveiled at the park across the street is rather odd. 4 life-size squirrels in a circle worshipping a very large upside-down acorn on a pedastil (pointy end up). Just picture that for a moment (acorn on a pedastil) and think of what shares the same basic silhouette. I'll take a pic later when I'm home. I hope the artist was local, cause if someone got paid to put an R rated statue in a public park for a subversive joke, then I hope at least they're keeping it in the family, as it were. I am not complaining; I think it's hilarious - all the more so that council didn't catch it; could be seen as political commentary unflattering to them.
... If I had to complain about money wasted on public art it would be about the abstract expressionist Churchill statue behind City Hall.