Bryan... you have "Plan 9" on VHS... My TRUE Hero... (Swoon)
Bret... nice try...
I have an original "rental" copy of the "voice-over" Blade Runner, but that DEF does not belong in this thread...
I don't know if any of you non UK types have ever heard of Kenny Everett, a UK DJ and TV personality ("All in the best possible taste" - not), now passed on, but he compiled a collection of the worst possible records, and it really is something awful ("I want my baby back", etc) ...