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Title: NASA wants to probe deeper into Uranus than ever before
Post by: exiledarchangel on March 18, 2018, 04:35:05 AM: Rather interesting read, also it fits here, right? :P

http://www.thespaceacademy.org/2017/11/nasa-wants-to-probe-deeper-into-uranus.html
Title: Re: NASA wants to probe deeper into Uranus than ever before
Post by: Dave W on March 18, 2018, 06:24:10 PM: Best comment: "Proctology: The Final Frontier!"
Title: Re: NASA wants to probe deeper into Uranus than ever before
Post by: uwe on March 19, 2018, 07:45:25 AM: (https://media.giphy.com/media/gfMZQyeziHqjm/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: NASA wants to probe deeper into Uranus than ever before
Post by: TBird1958 on March 19, 2018, 09:09:01 AM: Probing Uranus for gas........ :o

I love it so!
I had no idea I could have such a fine, lasting influence on you all. :-*
Title: Re: NASA wants to probe deeper into Uranus than ever before
Post by: Denis on March 19, 2018, 11:54:18 AM: :mrgreen:
Title: Re: NASA wants to probe deeper into Uranus than ever before
Post by: Granny Gremlin on March 19, 2018, 12:24:15 PM: Have you seen the new Chinese-made rocket they are using to launch the probe?

(https://d3t32hsnjxo7q6.cloudfront.net/i/a067f022548bfe32fccf72991a5ee5bb_ra,w150,h120_pa,w150,h120.jpg)
Title: Re: NASA wants to probe deeper into Uranus than ever before
Post by: Dave W on March 19, 2018, 01:16:04 PM: Know the difference.

(https://i.imgur.com/PVaSsL2.jpg)
Title: Re: NASA wants to probe deeper into Uranus than ever before
Post by: lowend1 on March 20, 2018, 06:55:21 AM: And I kid you not - from the Government Accountability Office (orifice?)...
(https://i.imgur.com/0tSNBf4.jpg)
Title: Re: NASA wants to probe deeper into Uranus than ever before
Post by: uwe on March 20, 2018, 07:00:55 AM: Youth is fleeting, but you can stay immature and adolescent for a whole lifetime. 8)
Title: Re: NASA wants to probe deeper into Uranus than ever before
Post by: Dave W on March 20, 2018, 07:49:37 AM: (https://i.imgur.com/RdMDc4l.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/b8YVaXJ.jpg)
Title: Re: NASA wants to probe deeper into Uranus than ever before
Post by: TBird1958 on March 20, 2018, 09:34:12 AM: Quote from: lowend1 on March 20, 2018, 06:55:21 AM
And I kid you not - from the Government Accountability Office (orifice?)...
(https://i.imgur.com/0tSNBf4.jpg)

That's a most unfortunate last name :-*
Title: Re: NASA wants to probe deeper into Uranus than ever before
Post by: lowend1 on March 20, 2018, 11:47:33 AM: Quote from: TBird1958 on March 20, 2018, 09:34:12 AM

That's a most unfortunate last name :-*

Oh, the prank calls that must be received at that agency...
Title: Re: NASA wants to probe deeper into Uranus than ever before
Post by: Denis on March 20, 2018, 02:05:23 PM: Quote from: uwe on March 20, 2018, 07:00:55 AM
Youth is fleeting, but you can stay immature and adolescent for a whole lifetime. 8)

:mrgreen:
Title: Re: NASA wants to probe deeper into Uranus than ever before
Post by: exiledarchangel on March 20, 2018, 02:48:43 PM: Quote from: uwe on March 20, 2018, 07:00:55 AM
Youth is fleeting, but you can stay immature and adolescent for a whole lifetime. 8)

That was deep Uwe. :P
Title: Re: NASA wants to probe deeper into Uranus than ever before
Post by: uwe on March 22, 2018, 10:19:40 AM: I am like that - I can't help it. Really the philosopher of this forum of fora. :o
Title: Re: NASA wants to probe deeper into Uranus than ever before
Post by: Dave W on March 23, 2018, 07:20:11 PM: (https://i.imgur.com/Ryx0L00.jpg)
Title: Re: NASA wants to probe deeper into Uranus than ever before
Post by: Pilgrim on March 24, 2018, 12:44:00 PM: I've heard of blowing sunshine up someone's butt, but never thot I'd see a picture of it!
Title: Re: NASA wants to probe deeper into Uranus than ever before
Post by: lowend1 on March 24, 2018, 12:50:40 PM: Someone's been snacking on the Lucky Charms again...
Title: Re: NASA wants to probe deeper into Uranus than ever before
Post by: Granny Gremlin on March 24, 2018, 03:41:20 PM: Alright there, Diogenes
Title: Re: NASA wants to probe deeper into Uranus than ever before
Post by: doombass on March 25, 2018, 06:11:29 AM: Quote from: Pilgrim on March 24, 2018, 12:44:00 PM
I've heard of blowing sunshine up someone's butt, but never thot I'd see a picture of it!

Guess that's what happens when you add water to the sunshine butt I'm sad to say I've never tried it.
Title: Re: NASA wants to probe deeper into Uranus than ever before
Post by: Dave W on March 25, 2018, 08:32:12 AM: You've always heard about the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. You never thought about where the rainbow begins.
Title: Re: NASA wants to probe deeper into Uranus than ever before
Post by: doombass on March 25, 2018, 02:04:43 PM: ...or what's actually in that pot. :o

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeXydLRaMJg
Title: Re: NASA wants to probe deeper into Uranus than ever before
Post by: Granny Gremlin on April 02, 2018, 07:43:55 AM: Quote from: Pilgrim on March 24, 2018, 12:44:00 PM
I've heard of blowing sunshine up someone's butt, but never thot I'd see a picture of it!

Smoke - the phrase is blowing smoke up someones ass (based on a quack medical fad from the late middle ages or thereabouts).

Possibly there's been a mixup with that one and " [that guy thinks] the sun shine's out of this ass"
Title: Re: NASA wants to probe deeper into Uranus than ever before
Post by: Dave W on April 02, 2018, 10:06:47 AM: Quote from: Granny Gremlin on April 02, 2018, 07:43:55 AM
Smoke - the phrase is blowing smoke up someones ass (based on a quack medical fad from the late middle ages or thereabouts).

Possibly there's been a mixup with that one and " [that guy thinks] the sun shine's out of this ass"

Tobacco smoke enema. Probably developed by a doctor named Paltrow.
Title: Re: NASA wants to probe deeper into Uranus than ever before
Post by: Granny Gremlin on April 02, 2018, 12:13:31 PM: LOL, also I was wrong it was the early industrial period.
Title: Re: NASA wants to probe deeper into Uranus than ever before
Post by: uwe on April 05, 2018, 08:47:33 AM: Quote from: Dave W on April 02, 2018, 10:06:47 AM
Tobacco smoke enema. Probably developed by a doctor named Paltrow.

Yes, the notorious Paltrow's Dog effect.
Title: Re: NASA wants to probe deeper into Uranus than ever before
Post by: Dave W on April 05, 2018, 01:49:26 PM: Meanwhile, on the bookshelf… (http://bitsandpieces.us/2018/04/meanwhile-on-the-bookshelf/)
Title: Re: NASA wants to probe deeper into Uranus than ever before
Post by: Barklessdog on April 11, 2018, 05:22:01 PM: It’s pronounced Urine Is !

That’s much better!
Title: Re: NASA wants to probe deeper into Uranus than ever before
Post by: uwe on April 16, 2018, 02:11:05 PM: This forum's stunted adolescence plunges new depths ...

(https://media.giphy.com/media/d2Z7LfQ3PC2yZ1sY/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: NASA wants to probe deeper into Uranus than ever before
Post by: Pilgrim on April 16, 2018, 02:44:32 PM: HEY! My adolescence is not stunted!!

(http://www.littlebluehouse.com/media/catalog/product/cache/6/image/1800x/040ec09b1e35df139433887a97daa66f/U/S/US0WIBE248_A.jpg)
Title: Re: NASA wants to probe deeper into Uranus than ever before
Post by: Granny Gremlin on April 18, 2018, 03:31:29 PM: Quote from: uwe on April 16, 2018, 02:11:05 PM
This forum's stunted adolescence plunges new depths ...

(https://media.giphy.com/media/d2Z7LfQ3PC2yZ1sY/giphy.gif)

I have a renewed appreciation for Sam the Eagle after a recent visit to a raptor sanctuary. All the other birds (even other eagle types), hide or sit at the back of their enclosures, but not the proud baldy - right up front at the fence giving everyone cuteye. So close you could see the resting face of the birds, which, is what apparently they based Sam's character on. We all busted a gut laughing about it/had the same thought independantly upon encountering his visage. Seriously, look at one up close and it all makes so much sense. Always looking down their nose at you they are.
Title: Re: NASA wants to probe deeper into Uranus than ever before
Post by: Dave W on April 18, 2018, 10:12:18 PM: Scientists just recreated the horrendous substance found deep inside Uranus (http://metro.co.uk/2018/04/18/scientists-just-recreated-horrendous-substance-found-deep-inside-uranus-7477209/#mv-b)
Title: Re: NASA wants to probe deeper into Uranus than ever before
Post by: uwe on April 19, 2018, 05:28:22 PM: That is some butt-sizzling news, Dave, thanks for sharing!
Title: Re: NASA wants to probe deeper into Uranus than ever before
Post by: Barklessdog on April 23, 2018, 06:16:30 PM: I just read that Uranus is surrounded by sulfur fart gas?

No shit
Title: Re: NASA wants to probe deeper into Uranus than ever before
Post by: Barklessdog on April 25, 2018, 04:03:59 PM: Uranus jokes really

Q: Why are the U.S.S. Enterprise and toilet paper alike?
A: They both hunt for Klingons in the rings around Uranus.

Well, that’s out of the way. Sorry if the low humor discomfits, but when writing about Uranus jokes, it is the nature of the business.

People have been making fun or Uranus for a long time!

I wish I was the Colossus of Rhodes and a little man four feet eleven and a half would come up to me some day when I felt right good, and stare up at me with a grin longer than his body and ask me “If it wasn’t pretty cold up there” and I would hold him up by the neck, and I would swing my brazen leg until I got the motion and impetus of a walking beam, and then I would kick the little fellow so high that he could read the names of the streets on the street lamps in Uranus, and I would sarcastically shout after him, “No, it’s red hot!”
Title: Re: NASA wants to probe deeper into Uranus than ever before
Post by: Dave W on April 26, 2018, 09:08:58 AM: Quote from: Barklessdog on April 25, 2018, 04:03:59 PM
Uranus jokes really

...

I wish I was the Colossus of Rhodes and a little man four feet eleven and a half would come up to me some day when I felt right good, and stare up at me with a grin longer than his body and ask me “If it wasn’t pretty cold up there” and I would hold him up by the neck, and I would swing my brazen leg until I got the motion and impetus of a walking beam, and then I would kick the little fellow so high that he could read the names of the streets on the street lamps in Uranus, and I would sarcastically shout after him, “No, it’s red hot!”

street lamps in Uranus?

(https://i.imgur.com/HtKnbur.jpg)
Title: Re: NASA wants to probe deeper into Uranus than ever before
Post by: uwe on April 26, 2018, 11:14:30 AM: Been there, done that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZ5hmbQoGUU
Title: Re: NASA wants to probe deeper into Uranus than ever before
Post by: Dave W on April 26, 2018, 12:15:45 PM: :mrgreen:

What were you searching for when you found that?
Title: Re: NASA wants to probe deeper into Uranus than ever before
Post by: Granny Gremlin on April 26, 2018, 02:05:08 PM: relatives.
Title: Re: NASA wants to probe deeper into Uranus than ever before
Post by: uwe on April 26, 2018, 03:03:37 PM: :rimshot:
Title: Re: NASA wants to probe deeper into Uranus than ever before
Post by: TBird1958 on April 26, 2018, 03:22:04 PM: Quote from: uwe on April 26, 2018, 11:14:30 AM
Been there, done that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZ5hmbQoGUU

I have to show this to mu Seattle Lighting co-workers!
Title: Re: NASA wants to probe deeper into Uranus than ever before
Post by: uwe on April 27, 2018, 09:00:12 AM: You could do a limited run perhaps?
Title: Re: NASA wants to probe deeper into Uranus than ever before
Post by: Rob on April 27, 2018, 09:44:05 AM: Quote from: Granny Gremlin on April 26, 2018, 02:05:08 PM
relatives.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Title: Re: NASA wants to probe deeper into Uranus than ever before
Post by: uwe on April 27, 2018, 11:06:07 AM: We all like to try new things.
Title: Re: NASA wants to probe deeper into Uranus than ever before
Post by: Dave W on May 22, 2018, 06:43:24 AM: People are buying bitcoin because of a shift in Uranus (https://nypost.com/2018/05/18/people-are-buying-bitcoin-because-of-a-shift-in-uranus/)
Title: Re: NASA wants to probe deeper into Uranus than ever before
Post by: Granny Gremlin on May 24, 2018, 11:05:45 AM: It's easier to hide 1Mil$ in Uranus if it's bitcoin vs hard currency. I mean, they make USB drives that are pretty tiny these days.