Oh man, not only does The Wiff know me very well, she is also a merciless troll. A text exchange just now:
Me (not expecting a positive response at all): I don't suppose you have any desire to visit Rochester?
Her (she has a friend from there): I've always wanted to go!!!
Me: Rlly?
Her: Um, no.... what piece of used musical gear do you wish to pick up from there?
Me: LOL
Her: Or is it a LIPP show?
Me: [redface emoticon]