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Main Forums => The Outpost Cafe => Topic started by: Dave W on May 26, 2023, 01:50:01 PM

Title: Sitzpinkler
Post by: Dave W on May 26, 2023, 01:50:01 PM

What fresh hell is this?  :mrgreen:

Give pee a chance: Why German men urinate sitting down (https://bigthink.com/strange-maps/sitzpinkler-german-men-pee-sitting-down/)

Title: Re: Sitzpinkler
Post by: doombass on May 26, 2023, 02:43:15 PM

To me it's a rational thing. If you can't aim, please take a seat.

Title: Re: Sitzpinkler
Post by: uwe on May 26, 2023, 03:55:18 PM

This is a serious subject and it demands intense contemplation. But for your benefit, I will leak some info:

Don't believe everything you read. No, I don't sit down. I even tend to pee separately (standing) after I have taken a dump (multitasking is NOT a male forte). I told my wife there are biological reasons with men for this. Gullible girl she is, she believes it.

Uwe has a Urinal too, take a look:

(https://www.badshop.de/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/500x/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/e/e/eeGeberit_Renova_Plan_Urinal_Abgang_nach_hinten_wei_KeraTect-_B_325_H_580_T_300_2.jpg)

It has a lid. You open it. You discharge (or as I call it: bringing the ole eel to the water hole).

(https://64.media.tumblr.com/212efab6852d0d2e0a70c9c88e58acfb/tumblr_o0h08vnORe1rvj6gdo1_400.gif)

Afterwards you close the lid, it's pneumatic and triggers the flush. Very practical. We also have a garden btw if the distance is too great.

Sitzpinkeln really is like playing bass with your fingers, it's a step backward from evolutionary advancement. Regression can never be a cause for celebration.

(https://www.brennabor.com/msb_shop/images/product_images/gallery_images/470_00055+104+234.jpg)

Protect European culture and traditions!

(https://media.tenor.com/Hm5UfdcrlJ4AAAAC/manneken-pis-bruxelles.gif)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqUYPgYcgDQ

Title: Re: Sitzpinkler
Post by: Pilgrim on May 26, 2023, 05:35:36 PM

I learned decades ago that when making a midnight pee run, it is less noisy and therefore less likely to wake your partner if one voids while seated. 

Title: Re: Sitzpinkler
Post by: Dave W on May 26, 2023, 08:01:17 PM

I thought Yellow River was written by I.P. Daily. Or was it I.P Freely?

It was one of my favorite songs in 1970.

Nice article about Jeff Christie awhile back: I Wrote That: Christie - Yellow River (https://www.prsformusic.com/m-magazine/features/i-wrote-that-christie-yellow-river). I didn't know that he wrote it for the Tremeloes and that the recording is actually Jeff Christie singing over the Tremeloes backing. They had recorded it but sat on it.