Whoah there Jack - don't git us wrong boah, we have all the kinds of music here: Country
AND Western...
bros...
Sounds like the long, dark, dusty road to Hell, but at least you'll be able to take a few out with that big beautiful beast you tow around with you...
and I guess we could always organise a nice send off...
Present band in it's previous incarnation got booked to play a new years gig (87-88) in a pub/bar, to play 3 45 minutes sets - we were not a covers band, playing mostly originals, and we made that clear from the outset - the owner kept coming up and asking us to play this, that or the other (but mostly Blueberry Hill) - we just wanted to pull out and go over to another bar, anywhere but there, but at least it was not actively hostile... got through 2 sets when he called time, thank the Lord... still got full pay though...
Good luck...