This man obviously married the wrong woman.
"he just does not need three bass guitars"
FAIL!My wife asked me once why I need so many basses. I answered that if I played golf I would need a whole bag of different clubs to deal with all of the different demands a golf course can throw at me. But as I dont play golf I do need another bass with a short scale neck and a Mudbucker with flats.
She looked at me, considered this a little and replied: "Oh OK, that makes sense now".
PASS!