Now that we have all plumbed the depths of this thread, and are feeling flushed with the success (pit) of the ingenuity of our innuendos, maybe it's time to bum a ride to pastures new, to purge the efluvia of our minds, to begin a new movement, and draw a (loo-paper) veil over the hole, err whole sorry affair... anyway, which sorry bum started this in the first place...?