There should be a "Abandon Hope All Ye Who Enter Here" sign on this forum...
A smattering of culture from our Philosophy department, but wasn't Dante Italian...?
Awwwww Billy!
I've previously recommended the washable keyboards that are available...
Lets not forget the other official test question: Chrome or black/plastic?
I'm not standing for that (err.. well actually, I have to admit to the fact that I rarely stand and type...) - "or gold..." and we have some with a predilection for buffed aluminium, or even wooden covers, so let's not crimp his style so early...
... and as for this...!
... kindly make sure that you are properly clothed
By the very mention of these incidences you risk indescretions...