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Title: Well, this is nuts
Post by: Rob on December 03, 2014, 07:01:25 PM

http://loudwire.com/delain-otto-schimmelpenninck-ruptured-testicle-onstage/

Title: Re: Well, this is nuts
Post by: amptech on December 04, 2014, 03:10:35 AM

´my scrotum was the size of a big grapefruit ´

Ouch

Title: Re: Well, this is nuts
Post by: TBird1958 on December 04, 2014, 08:15:37 AM

 Obviously, not the best testicle for metal  :rolleyes:

Title: Re: Well, this is nuts
Post by: Pilgrim on December 04, 2014, 09:44:34 AM

Well said, Mark.

Sounds to me like he is one dang tough dude to keep performing through that!  OW!!!!!

Title: Re: Well, this is nuts
Post by: uwe on December 04, 2014, 11:30:22 AM

I take it that high backing vocals in a symphonic metal band are something of an asset, no? "Rüptüred Testicle" isn't a bad name for a metal band either. Or maybe "Rapture of the Testicle".

That said, I have prudently cancelled my recent streamer cannon order.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mRQpdw6nIY

Seriously, what a freak accident and I hope the best for our fellow bassist and his testicle, there is however historic evidence that you can still be fertile with just one.

(http://www.ww2incolor.com/d/398256-4/img273%23)

Title: Re: Well, this is nuts
Post by: Highlander on December 04, 2014, 05:06:24 PM

www.youtube.com/watch?v=83bmsluWHZc  :o

Title: Re: Well, this is nuts
Post by: Pilgrim on December 04, 2014, 08:30:33 PM

Great tune, but it can start a really serious ear worm going.  I've had that one stick with me for days!

Title: Re: Well, this is nuts
Post by: rahock on December 05, 2014, 05:15:41 AM

Had he followed the teachings of the Greek Gods Testiclees and Spectaclees , he would have been wearing a cup and safety glasses. At least that's how I have it figured ???
Rick

Title: Re: Well, this is nuts
Post by: Pilgrim on December 05, 2014, 09:21:06 AM

Quote from: rahock on December 05, 2014, 05:15:41 AM

Had he followed the teachings of the Greek Gods Testiclees and Spectaclees , he would have been wearing a cup and safety glasses. At least that's how I have it figured ???
Rick

Testiclees at about 2:50!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGr7caBDoQI

Title: Re: Well, this is nuts
Post by: daan on December 06, 2014, 06:47:43 PM

Quote from: uwe on December 04, 2014, 11:30:22 AM

"Rüptüred Testicle" isn't a bad name for a metal band either

I think this is the funniest thing I've read all day, and I needed a good laugh today. Thank you!