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Dave W

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Do we really need studies for this?
« on: May 10, 2013, 08:06:14 AM »
French and Israeli researchers have discovered the shocking truth: Women find men more attractive if they hold a guitar. Gosh, I would never have guessed!

I wonder how many research dollars were wasted here.

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Re: Do we really need studies for this?
« Reply #1 on: May 10, 2013, 09:19:50 AM »
Totally valid study that needs to be expanded upon.  ;)
What's the difference in attractiveness if the guy holds a bass rather than a guitar?
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Re: Do we really need studies for this?
« Reply #3 on: May 10, 2013, 10:12:16 AM »
French and Israeli researchers have discovered the shocking truth: Women find men more attractive if they hold a guitar. Gosh, I would never have guessed!

Note that the word is "guitar" and not "bass".  ;D
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Re: Do we really need studies for this?
« Reply #4 on: May 10, 2013, 12:27:07 PM »
Duh.

Israeli researchers?! We have a strong candidate for this year's Ig Nobel prizes.

I think this guy had some preliminary data.

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Re: Do we really need studies for this?
« Reply #5 on: May 10, 2013, 01:30:07 PM »
 I heard this on the radio and couldn't  swallow my coffee fast enough to say duuuuuuh! Quote from above "Note that the word is "guitar" and not "bass". " Blonds might not notice the difference ;)
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Re: Do we really need studies for this?
« Reply #6 on: May 10, 2013, 01:48:48 PM »


 Thunderbirds = Gigantic penis extension, girls have never been a problem  ;) 
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Re: Do we really need studies for this?
« Reply #7 on: May 11, 2013, 01:36:47 PM »
 Well there, he said it! People don't say I'm a big dick for noth'n ;)

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Re: Do we really need studies for this?
« Reply #8 on: May 11, 2013, 05:15:45 PM »
We should all be watching out for ERB incursion... :o
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Re: Do we really need studies for this?
« Reply #9 on: May 12, 2013, 08:52:17 AM »
The manliest instruments have shotguns, rocket launchers or machine guns built in.....but it does promote neck dive.

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Re: Do we really need studies for this?
« Reply #10 on: May 13, 2013, 01:36:20 PM »
There is also a risk of lead poisoning...
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Re: Do we really need studies for this?
« Reply #11 on: May 14, 2013, 05:42:49 AM »
French and Israeli researchers have discovered the shocking truth: Women find men more attractive if they hold a guitar. Gosh, I would never have guessed!

I wonder how many research dollars were wasted here.

Darn, and I learned bass.  :-\
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Re: Do we really need studies for this?
« Reply #12 on: May 14, 2013, 01:06:44 PM »
It is a bass... guitar...

Much more wood...
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Re: Do we really need studies for this?
« Reply #13 on: May 14, 2013, 06:06:15 PM »
I have been told that the way a bassist moves his fingers when playing finger-style is a turn-on for women. Chicks dig bass players.