New twist on an old theme

[Dave W]

A Nigerian fraud email that's just out of this world. 

[Nocturnal]

Wow...........just wow!

[TBird1958]

 Okay, so my High School health class was wayyyyyy back in '76 but I seem to recall that the uterus is a female part........Gawd knows it looks like part of a map of 6 Flags Texas, but yeah, a female part!

So WTF!

 " My name is Major Greg Boner Moyo"
" I am now very ill with a ruptured uterus that has defiled all forms of medical treatment"

This is messed up...................even by my standards!

[PWV]

Well, how about some uterus Olympic humor!

[nofi]

major boner.

[Granny Gremlin]

Of all people, Fraulein, I'd have thought you'd understand 

[TBird1958]

 "a ruptured uterus that has DEFILED all forms of medical treatment"

 From Webster's:
to corrupt the purity or perfection of : to make physically unclean esp. with something unpleasant.

 You just have to wonder at the person that put the whole thing together.   

[chromium]

Sincerely yours,
Major Greg Boner Moyo,
National Aeronautics and Space Administration
Elysium Veterinary Infirmary
Zhwrong, Mars
Nano nano

[Dave W]

major boner.

Major Boner is represented by Barrister Hardon.

Also note he's in a veterinary infirmary on Mars. Probably because the regular docs can't figure out how he got a uterus in his hind end. Must have been a Vulcan butt meld.

[Pilgrim]

Why is it ALWAYS the anal probes with those aliens?

Maybe they heard the quotation "Cosmology recapitulates proctology".....?

Or did I invent that in my checkered past and it just re-surfaced in my sometimes random consciousness?