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Title: Musical Story
Post by: Freuds_Cat on February 08, 2009, 09:53:49 PM

I saw this on an Aussie Gear site that I frequent.
Hope you all enjoy.




C, E-flat and G go into a bar. The bartender says, "sorry,

but we don't serve minors." So E-flat leaves, and C and G

have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the

fifth is diminished and G is out flat. F comes in and tries

to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough.



D comes in and heads for the bathroom saying, "Excuse me.

I'll just be a second." Then A comes in, but the bartender

is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor.

Then the bartender notices B-flat hiding at the end of the

bar and says, "Get out! You're the seventh minor I've found

in this bar tonight."



E-Flat comes back the next night in a three-piece suit with

nicely shined shoes. The bartender says, "you're looking

sharp tonight. Come on in, this could be a major

development." Sure enough, E-flat soon takes off his suit

and everything else, and is au natural.



Eventually C sobers up and realizes in horror that he's

under a rest. C is brought to trial, found guilty of

contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced

to 10 years of D.S. without Coda at an upscale correctional

facility.


 ;D

Title: Re: Musical Story
Post by: uwe on February 10, 2009, 10:17:40 AM

 :bored: :bored: :bored: :bored: :bored:

Well, it took a while for that - rather lengthy - joke to make it to the convict island!  :-*

Speaking of old jokes, here's my favorite one:

Two whale girls swim in the ocean when they stumble upon a whaling ship. Says one to the other: "That ship killed your father, we should capsize it with our spouts and then kill all the humans on it!!!" The thus addressed whale girl orphan is unsure though: "I might blow just a little, but I won't swallow any seamen!"

At least that one doesn't overstay its whale cum.

Title: Re: Musical Story
Post by: nofi on February 10, 2009, 11:26:12 AM

if you are a touring band in germany you don't have to destroy the hotel room to annoy them, merely rearrange the furniture. :mrgreen:


Uwe's baffled question: Try as I might, I can't find the hidden pun in this. Or isn't there one?  ???

Title: Re: Musical Story
Post by: Dave W on February 10, 2009, 02:28:48 PM

Quote from: nofi on February 10, 2009, 11:26:12 AM

if you are a touring band in germany you don't have to destroy the hotel room to annoy them, merely rearrange the furniture. :mrgreen:

Interesting. I didn't know feng shui was a German concept.  ;)